Survivor 20 Heroes vs. Villans

I miss posting… so I might start doing it again.  We’ll see.  In the meantime, just read this juicy gossip from my favorite reality tv blog (http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/).  Apparently Season 20 of Survivor will be another All-Star event — Heroes vs. Villans!  I loved both seasons of All Stars before so I imagine that this one will be awesome too.  Who do you think they’ll invite back?  Apparently Richard Hatch & Natalie (from the second all stars fans vs. favorites) were invited.

Read all the gossip at Reality Blurred

Survivor – Stardust from his eyes.

And a special Wednesday night edition begins. Sorry ANTM you will have to wait.

We begin with what I will now call Ozzy’s tribe trying to decide if they should kill the chickens or not. Tracy is being annoying (she has been playing this game since the beginning how is she still around?). Tracy says Ozzy is gonna win this game if we don’t get him out. Ohh do we see some foreshadowing? I hope not!

“This is a game called Survivor” James and his witty banter about the girls complaining about the smell. Oh James how I love you. Erik wants to be more like Ozzy. Cirie compared Ozzy and Erik to the Lion King. “Whenever you hear Ozzy’s name — stardust comes out of his eyes” hahahhaha I love Cirie. Reward Challenge time. It is a sponsored reward courtesy of Herbal Essence. There are a lot of ladies left in this game. Ozzys team finally wins a challenge!! Tracy and Jason go to exile.

Ozzys team has multiple orgasms with the herbal essence reward wins. Kathy is complaining about how she has no strength and how this is the stupidest thing shes ever done. God you are annoying how is still on this show? She is trying to send messages to the outside world ala Shane a few years ago and his rockberry. It sounds like she is quitting the show. Wow so here comes Probst and a boat and it looks like Kathy is out again. Are we going to have another two person eviction this week? Short season of Survivor eh? Jeff is talking to Kathy — is he gonna try and convince her to stay? These fans are LAME.

Survivor “We need you — I need you”

So we begin with Ami thinking that she is vunerable because she wasn’t in an alliance before they merged. Eliza & Jonathon plan to align with some fans to get rid of Parvati and James before the merge. Reward Challenge time! Jonathon is still limping and he takes a huge fall during the challenge. This is for two Micronesian people helping them annnd Irai wins again. They send Chet to exile island with Jason.

Survivor — Why don’t you stop bitching..

hahah great episode of Survivor. Ozzy tells the “couples” alliance that he has the hidden immunity idol. The tribes switch it up (the couples are still together but on separate tribes). They do what I thought would be a lame reward challenge but it ends up that everyone kinda gets hurt hahah (Parvati gets a fat lip, Jonathon is punctured in the leg, Ami hurts her knee, and Chet gets dragged around the course like a little puppy).

Survivor – “You’re sick and you got additude?”

Cirie is flipping on Ami and Ami apologizes for voting for her.  Jonathon can not stop talking.  I dunno I’m kinda nervous for Cirie now.  If she had played the quiet card it might have gotten her further in the game – now she has a lot of enemies.  Hmm

Back on the Fans camp they are trying to guess who went home (Yau Mann or Eliza – good guesses!) Natalie wants to confront Chet about his lack of work.  Mikey proclaims that “Chet is gone”.  Favorites time and Eliza does not feel well. The guys think it was a big mistake that they voted out YM.  Reward Challenge time.  They are playing for 3 Hens and 1 Rooster.  The favorites have a brilliant strategy.  They have a huge lead into the puzzle.  James gets the word right away.  Favorites win reward.  They pick Kathy to go to exile island again and Ozzy goes with her.

Survivor “I don’t care if he proposes to you”

So remember that time that I TOTALLY forgot Survivor was on tonight? So much so that I missed the first 20 minutes, and I went to one of my reality tv site shows and saw who was voted out already. *CURSE YOU BLOGGERS WHO FORGET THERE ARE WEST COASTERS!!* Well it was kinda my fault, they always post that kinda stuff I just forgot. Anyways, I don’t know what happened in the first 20 minutes, but I will pickup from here. Click for more *since we try not to spoil here at something creative!*

Survivor Micronesia Premiere

Well.  Again I apologize for the delay on these recaps, but I was on a mini vaca this weekend and I didn’t have a chance to watch any of these shows. That being said — Survivor All Stars 2 did not disappoint.  Well actually it kinda did.

It started out with ten randoms “fans” on an island waiting to see who they would playing against, when all the favorites came out.  The first challenge swimming across and island to get the first immunity idols.  Johnny Fairplay got the idol first, but Yau Man totally stole it from him hahah and he took the one for the other team and gave it to some random.  LOVE IT.  Back on the beaches the fans kinda wonder around aimlessly and they discuss the “favorites” Johnny Fairplays “He’s a pig!” hahaha.  The favorite on the other hand get right to work and build a pretty kick ass shelter.

At the first challenge the fans kick the favorites ass, it was kinda pathetic.  Now the scheming must begin.  Apparently Parvati is shacking up with James, and Amanda is shacking up with Ozzy, so Amy, Yau Man, Jonathon, and Eliza decide they are going to stay together.  Both groups try and get Johnny Fairplay on their side.  I’m sorry are these people crazy!?!?  Cirie, who I totally want to win, is playing this game the best.  Stay out of the way, don’t start promising shit — until they need her. She did it just the same in the last season and she got all the way to the final four, why would they not want her on their group! AHHH.  Anyways, Johnny Fairplay decides that he misses his girlfriend (remember the chick from ANTM 4 who had the skin bacteria) and shes pregnant, and he asks everyone to vote for him (but is he?).  Anyways it’s a pretty lame tribal council, and Johnny Fairplay is voted out.

PS if they don’t vote Eliza out, and then Jonathon out soon after that I might scream. They are just super annoying.

Next week Amanda and Ozzy make out. Is this Temptation island?  I thought Ozzy did gay porn?

Survivor 16 Casting Spoilers

OK — so way back we posted a link about possible spoilers for the new All Star Survivor cast, but then at the finale we found out it would only be half of the cast. Here is an updated rumor list :

Yau-Man Chan, Survivor Fiji
James Cement, Survivor China
Ami Cusack, Survivor Vanuatu
Jon “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton, Survivor Pearl Islands
Cirie Fields, Survivor Panama
Amanda Kimmel, Survivor China
Ozzy Lusth, Survivor Cook Islands
Eliza Orlins, Survivor Vanuatu
Jonathan Penner, Survivor Cook Islands
Parvati Shallow, Survivor Cook Islands

Ok so the ones I bolded are the people that I am going to assume are there. As far as the others — I doubt CBS would put Johnny Fairplay back on the show again he is a MESS and hes been all oover tmz lately since his ANTM girlfriend who used to be a Lesbian wrestler is carrying his baby. Amanda — come on really? bleh. And Parvati — that would be an interesting choice. If she went it would be bc someone else backed out OR they are trying to have her be the next Amber. And really Eliza? Sure she was kinda good TV back in the day but come on she is annoying as all hell and to put her on a team with Jonathon too, I think Ozzy and Yau Man are gonna beat the shit out of them. Anyways — should be interesting.

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