Survivor Finale – The Black Widow Brigade

Well this should probably be my longest post ever since we have a THREE hour finale, on what has unquestionably been the best season in many many years of Survivor. For the first time ever we have an all women final four! Should make for an exciting night!! I’ll say it again for the umpteenth time, Cirie for the win!!! (Let’s see if I can call the winner twice in a row!)

The girls awake and that they pulled off another blindside. These girls have all played a great game. Cirie says shes nervous around everyone. Everyone is so glad that its just the ladies left. Natalie thinks that her and Parvati are like BFF. Amanda and Cirie take notice. Cirie is convinced that this is another immunity and that they have to beat Natalie. Ohh man looks like its a two part challenge here. This is interesting — its not an endurance challenge like it normally is for the last immunity challenge. Do we get my biggest wish where we go back to the final two and not the final three like the past few season!?!? Natalie get an early lead. Amanda seems to be taking a lead. Amanda wins immunity!!! Yeaahhh!!!

Survivor – Stardust from his eyes.

And a special Wednesday night edition begins. Sorry ANTM you will have to wait.

We begin with what I will now call Ozzy’s tribe trying to decide if they should kill the chickens or not. Tracy is being annoying (she has been playing this game since the beginning how is she still around?). Tracy says Ozzy is gonna win this game if we don’t get him out. Ohh do we see some foreshadowing? I hope not!

“This is a game called Survivor” James and his witty banter about the girls complaining about the smell. Oh James how I love you. Erik wants to be more like Ozzy. Cirie compared Ozzy and Erik to the Lion King. “Whenever you hear Ozzy’s name — stardust comes out of his eyes” hahahhaha I love Cirie. Reward Challenge time. It is a sponsored reward courtesy of Herbal Essence. There are a lot of ladies left in this game. Ozzys team finally wins a challenge!! Tracy and Jason go to exile.

Ozzys team has multiple orgasms with the herbal essence reward wins. Kathy is complaining about how she has no strength and how this is the stupidest thing shes ever done. God you are annoying how is still on this show? She is trying to send messages to the outside world ala Shane a few years ago and his rockberry. It sounds like she is quitting the show. Wow so here comes Probst and a boat and it looks like Kathy is out again. Are we going to have another two person eviction this week? Short season of Survivor eh? Jeff is talking to Kathy — is he gonna try and convince her to stay? These fans are LAME.

Survivor “We need you — I need you”

So we begin with Ami thinking that she is vunerable because she wasn’t in an alliance before they merged. Eliza & Jonathon plan to align with some fans to get rid of Parvati and James before the merge. Reward Challenge time! Jonathon is still limping and he takes a huge fall during the challenge. This is for two Micronesian people helping them annnd Irai wins again. They send Chet to exile island with Jason.

Survivor — Why don’t you stop bitching..

hahah great episode of Survivor. Ozzy tells the “couples” alliance that he has the hidden immunity idol. The tribes switch it up (the couples are still together but on separate tribes). They do what I thought would be a lame reward challenge but it ends up that everyone kinda gets hurt hahah (Parvati gets a fat lip, Jonathon is punctured in the leg, Ami hurts her knee, and Chet gets dragged around the course like a little puppy).

Survivor – “You’re sick and you got additude?”

Cirie is flipping on Ami and Ami apologizes for voting for her.  Jonathon can not stop talking.  I dunno I’m kinda nervous for Cirie now.  If she had played the quiet card it might have gotten her further in the game – now she has a lot of enemies.  Hmm

Back on the Fans camp they are trying to guess who went home (Yau Mann or Eliza – good guesses!) Natalie wants to confront Chet about his lack of work.  Mikey proclaims that “Chet is gone”.  Favorites time and Eliza does not feel well. The guys think it was a big mistake that they voted out YM.  Reward Challenge time.  They are playing for 3 Hens and 1 Rooster.  The favorites have a brilliant strategy.  They have a huge lead into the puzzle.  James gets the word right away.  Favorites win reward.  They pick Kathy to go to exile island again and Ozzy goes with her.

Survivor “I don’t care if he proposes to you”

So remember that time that I TOTALLY forgot Survivor was on tonight? So much so that I missed the first 20 minutes, and I went to one of my reality tv site shows and saw who was voted out already. *CURSE YOU BLOGGERS WHO FORGET THERE ARE WEST COASTERS!!* Well it was kinda my fault, they always post that kinda stuff I just forgot. Anyways, I don’t know what happened in the first 20 minutes, but I will pickup from here. Click for more *since we try not to spoil here at something creative!*

Survivor “I hear the sounds of Jungle Love”

So Survivor. Good episode.

We begin with the fans trying to organize themselves, build a fire etc.. Kathy, Tracy, and Chet *basically the old weirdos* are kinda on the out skirts of the rest of the tribe. Kathy is running her mouth and shes pretty much a pain in the ass. Too bad they couldn’t vote her out this week. (Remember she has the idol that Yau Mann gave her). Back on the Favorites island Amanda and ozzy and James & Parvati are in a “couples alliance” How dumb.

Survivor Micronesia Premiere

Well.  Again I apologize for the delay on these recaps, but I was on a mini vaca this weekend and I didn’t have a chance to watch any of these shows. That being said — Survivor All Stars 2 did not disappoint.  Well actually it kinda did.

It started out with ten randoms “fans” on an island waiting to see who they would playing against, when all the favorites came out.  The first challenge swimming across and island to get the first immunity idols.  Johnny Fairplay got the idol first, but Yau Man totally stole it from him hahah and he took the one for the other team and gave it to some random.  LOVE IT.  Back on the beaches the fans kinda wonder around aimlessly and they discuss the “favorites” Johnny Fairplays “He’s a pig!” hahaha.  The favorite on the other hand get right to work and build a pretty kick ass shelter.

At the first challenge the fans kick the favorites ass, it was kinda pathetic.  Now the scheming must begin.  Apparently Parvati is shacking up with James, and Amanda is shacking up with Ozzy, so Amy, Yau Man, Jonathon, and Eliza decide they are going to stay together.  Both groups try and get Johnny Fairplay on their side.  I’m sorry are these people crazy!?!?  Cirie, who I totally want to win, is playing this game the best.  Stay out of the way, don’t start promising shit — until they need her. She did it just the same in the last season and she got all the way to the final four, why would they not want her on their group! AHHH.  Anyways, Johnny Fairplay decides that he misses his girlfriend (remember the chick from ANTM 4 who had the skin bacteria) and shes pregnant, and he asks everyone to vote for him (but is he?).  Anyways it’s a pretty lame tribal council, and Johnny Fairplay is voted out.

PS if they don’t vote Eliza out, and then Jonathon out soon after that I might scream. They are just super annoying.

Next week Amanda and Ozzy make out. Is this Temptation island?  I thought Ozzy did gay porn?

Survivor Cast Confirmed

Well as we posted last week the all stars and newbies for Survivor 16 Micronesia have been confirmed. And (un)fortunetly all of the names posted last week are the same. I am quite surprised they have three 20 something brunette girls in the all star side…are they trying to pull an Amber much? Anyways, EW has an amazing featurette about all of the newbies and the favorites. Check it out below:

EW Survivor Article

For those who don’t feel like clicking here are the All Stars again:

Yau-Man Chan, Survivor Fiji
James Cement, Survivor China
Ami Cusack, Survivor Vanuatu
Jon “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton, Survivor Pearl Islands
Cirie Fields, Survivor Panama
Amanda Kimmel, Survivor China
Ozzy Lusth, Survivor Cook Islands
Eliza Orlins, Survivor Vanuatu
Jonathan Penner, Survivor Cook Islands
Parvati Shallow, Survivor Cook Islands

Cirie for the win!!

Survivor 16 Casting Spoilers

OK — so way back we posted a link about possible spoilers for the new All Star Survivor cast, but then at the finale we found out it would only be half of the cast. Here is an updated rumor list :

Yau-Man Chan, Survivor Fiji
James Cement, Survivor China
Ami Cusack, Survivor Vanuatu
Jon “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton, Survivor Pearl Islands
Cirie Fields, Survivor Panama
Amanda Kimmel, Survivor China
Ozzy Lusth, Survivor Cook Islands
Eliza Orlins, Survivor Vanuatu
Jonathan Penner, Survivor Cook Islands
Parvati Shallow, Survivor Cook Islands

Ok so the ones I bolded are the people that I am going to assume are there. As far as the others — I doubt CBS would put Johnny Fairplay back on the show again he is a MESS and hes been all oover tmz lately since his ANTM girlfriend who used to be a Lesbian wrestler is carrying his baby. Amanda — come on really? bleh. And Parvati — that would be an interesting choice. If she went it would be bc someone else backed out OR they are trying to have her be the next Amber. And really Eliza? Sure she was kinda good TV back in the day but come on she is annoying as all hell and to put her on a team with Jonathon too, I think Ozzy and Yau Man are gonna beat the shit out of them. Anyways — should be interesting.

Reality Blurred

i did the dirty work for the nice girl – Survivor Finale

AHHH

Ok so I am sooo excited about tonight’s Finale!! We start with the weird ass credits again – they should just leave it to the normal one. PS who knew Amanda was a beauty queen? The final four go and do the whole ceremonial torch laying and I’m all like why is Courtney talking about all theses people? We get to the final reward and immunity challenge, both of which are won by Amanda. Weird thing is – no car reward? Why would they stop that after 16 seasons – we need to see if the car curse lives on! Wow Courtney is SUCH A BITCH. She made an AWFUL comment about Denise and her saying “this isn’t welfare” “just because she sucks at life”. Ouch Courtney karma is a bitch. Denise is voted out. The final three are Courtney, my man Todd, and Amanda. At first going into this I thought Amanda would have it in the bag but she took a beating at the tribal council and now it’s really anyone’s game. Highlights from final tribal council include James – who is not a bitter Betty – and I don’t even remember what he said but he is hilarious and is totally going to be on all stars. JR is hilarious too – do I vote for the girl I hate or the two who I swore I wouldn’t give a million dollars too if they backstabbed me. Amanda totally ate her words and set herself up to look really bad and Todd gave a great answer and made JR shut up – which makes the entire jury crack up. LOVE IT.

Amanda admits to coordinating the attack on getting James out. Erik totally calls out Amanda too *aww is he so cute* but then he ends up giving her her only vote. Frosti is hilarious with Courtney and I think Courtney is doing a lot better then I thought – could she win this thing? Jamie looks like a complete idiot — her questions don’t make sense she’s trying to look badass and she looks like an idiot.

Jamie votes for Todd

Erik votes for Amanda

Denise votes for Courtney

JR votes for Todd

 

WOAH I really thought Jeff Probst was going to read the winner right there seriously I gasped.

And the winner is:

Or just go home…?

Welcome back Lindsay!
Lots and Lots to catch up on. First the recaps:

Heroes:
Tonight is the season finale — as of now anyways. As we heard awhile back they changed the ending because of the strike. In this episode we see creepy Sylar basically holding Mohinder, Molly, and eventually Mya hostage — he wants his powers back dammit! Claire is still deciding to go public with the fact that shes a hero. Momma Petrelli tells Matt that he should kill Peter if he gets in the way of trying to release the virus. What What!? Hiro almost dies at the hand of Peter AHH. I feel more and more bad for Elle, her dad tortured her in testing her as a child!! Favorite Moment: Matt & Nathan flying together well really just landing. Hilarious. Woah Sylar totally shot Mya — they decided to get rid of those twins quickly *ala Nikki & Palo* Oh timeout — shes alive. But they killed Nikki in a totally lame none super hero way… sad—whatever she always had the lamest hero power story anyways. Although, she was redeeming herself a bit. LOVED that Hiro totally buried Adam alive hahah but can he survive? The end is kinda stupid with the montage of all the heroes doing their super thing — clearly this is the new ending. Then — DAMN Peter Petrelli is totally shot before he says he can fly! Who shot him? His mom? And is he really dead? Apparently in 2008 we will know — they fail to tell us it might not be until the Fall of 2008 but whatever. We see into chapter three that Slyar gets his powers back.

The Hills:
Yeaaahh! Did anyone else notice how little color is on Heidi’s face — whats with all the neutrals it looks weird. Audrina & LC have a Halloween party at their place — which looks kinda lame — they have beer pong? I thought only us weirdos who wished they were still in college did that — apparently rich reality tv stars do too! Why is Jen Bunney there? When did she get back on the good side? We see Audrina has a new boytoy, Corey the Australian with the ugly lip ring!! Whatever he is a vast improvement from JB. She-Pratt decides to tell Spencer that Heidi is unsure of their wedding plans *after she said she wouldn’t* We should call her She-Biatch. Audrina goes on a date with the Aussie and in the OMG Rewind that DVR moment of the night he asks Audrina where they are going next — “Out..or just go home? WINK WINK” AHHHHHHH Their looks are priceless — I hope to see the spoof within 48 hours. My roommate and I totally scream LO at the same time when our favorite Lo graces the scene again at dinner with LC. LC talks to Audrina back in the APT and we get this from LC *courtesy of LB who Imed it to me and said I must include in the blog lol* “he returns your calls, which justin didn’t. he likes to kiss, which justin didn’t. he bathes, which justin didn’t…UPgrade!!!” In other news — LC totally is crushing on Brody and at their dinner at the Off Vine Restaurant (which looks totally cute has anyone been there?) Brody kinda looks sincere that he likes her too! Next week is the season finale.

The thing that sucks about this is we know Heidi & Spencer don’t break up bc they were totally Christmas Tree shopping this weekend according to TMZ, and LC & Brody are totally not dating courtesy of People.com Sigh…

In other news:
Big Brother & Survivor are officially back!! RealityTV Mag
Listen to Blake Lewis’s new album for free on AOL:Blake Lewis Audio Day Dream

Page Six finally joined the bandwagon and has their own webpage — with a skyline and palm trees? Is that supposed to be NYC and LA?? Page Six

Tomorrow I will hopefully do my youtubes of the week because I have some great ones lined up!