Did you guys see this? The Hill’s Salary

I saw this on Perez Hilton and I was like WOW.  Anyways thought I would pass on:

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

Nothing to say — just look

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Speidi Wedding?

Ok, just when i thought they had done enough, what with the easter egg hunt, and the buying guns to prove they are republicans, Speidi have now decided to give us all the wonderful gift of seeing their wedding on TV.  Oh boy!

“According to Montag and Pratt’s weekly latest cover story in Us, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2″

Wow, and I though my wedding plans were going to be over the top!

Update:  I spent a good part of the morning looking for this: Chelsea Handler talking about Heidi and Spencer buying guns.  Fast Forward to the 6:00 minute mark – it’s toooo funny!!!

 

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I love it.  There are no words.

Info on ordering.

Spencer the Douche-Bag

Ok, Kristin and I love The Hills!  But we DO hate Spencer.  A lot.  And after reading this, you will probably agree.  I have never seen someone who is so stupid, so full of himself and so full of shit!

And then there is this gem:  Spencer’s Advice Column.  It’s actually pretty funny, wait until he talks about Benihana!

And to cap it all off: The Hills Drinking Game (Kristin and I love these!)

Glutton for Punishment?

Anyone feel the need to be completely trashed by a douche-bag guy?  Well, step right up ladies and gentlemen!  Cause, “Yo, Spencer” Pratt has the answers!!  USA Today reported that Spencer will be writing an ADVICE column for Radar Magazine, entitled “Yo, Spencer!”  (pardon me, I need to go throw up now.)

And I’m back.  Radar has (big finger quotes here) a reputation for “Pop, Politics, Scandal, Style, Culture, Trends” (this is the only mission statement I could find).  Some of their headlines on the online version include, “No Country for Fat Chicks: Radar rounds up the decade’s most misogynistic movies,” (they bash Wedding Crashers), and ”Prime-Time Lolitas: With the writers’ strike over, Radar salutes the nymphets of scripted television.” EWWW!! And they added SPENCER PRATT to this line up????? WHYYYYY???

Spencer’s column will debut in Radar’s April issue.  Radar’s editor says about the America’s Most Hated, “Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind.  When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”

Unless you are Heidi, in which case he will pretend to like everything about you, especially when you change most of your facial features and get new boobs, so that then he can cheat on you.  And lie about it.  Cause that’s telling it like it is.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  WHY??????????

 (Post note: Radar’s section on Bad Toys is QUITE funny!)

Spencer really does SUCK!!! Evidence!!!

Ok, WHOA.  We all knew Spencer is a douche bag from hell.  Seriously, I cannot think of a male character from a TV show or movie that i hate more, and I have watched Lifetime.  But now we have some evidence that he really, really, REALLY does suck!

US Weekly’s cover for this issue has Heidi (is she on contract with them?  She is on that mag an awful lot!) telling the reason for hers and Spencer’s break up/time apart – HE CHEATED!!!

Heidi: “I’ve definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I’ve never had a boyfriend do this to me . . . Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat.”

Note to Spencer – Cheating is cheating.  No matter if your girlfriend is a dumb blonde who’s career gives new meaning to the word “trainwreck” (actually Britney Spears might have the rights to “trainwreck,” lets go with “downward spiral”)

Seriously, is she on contract?

There’s no place like home for the Holidays

I am back on the East Coast — hoorah for watching TV when everyone else does — except oh yeah theres nothing on. :(

In other news, thanks for catching everyone up *including me* LB on Gossip Girl this week — I might not get to watch till I’m back in LA!

To The Hills — apparently it is confirmed what we all expected and knew here at SC that Speidi Heidi & Spencer’s wedding is OFF!
US Magazine Cover Story

“We’re just going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend…” as Pratt interjects without mockery, “…when our relationship was flawless.”

HAHA good times. Till next time.