Now see the good thing about this blog is that LB will be posting on east coast time for all your east coasters woo.
Ok so let’s talk about how the TV giants have replaced must watch tv from Thursday night to Wednesday night. I have SIX count em SIX shows on tonight. Waay too much TV. So the shows that I watched tonight and will be reviewing are below and no worries Kid Nation & Pushing Daises will be up soon.
America’s Next Top Model The Bianca Show:
So while I was slaving away at work I got an message from LB about the hilariousness of tonights panel which got me super excited for tonights episode!! And it did not disapoint!!
As you can tell I have officially retitled ANTM to The Bianca Show, not only because her bitchiness is hilarious but bc man they focus on her SOOO much. PS. in case you didn’t already know Bianca does not think Heather is that talented and PPS she is totally jealous of her.
In this weeks episode we have a tribute to Project Runway (does The CW have stock in Bravo or something, did this happen to fall on the same night as the PR premiere? ha). n Why is Benji Ninja there AGAIN this is his third episode this season, he is not entertaining and I thought he was a posing teacher what does that have to do with this?? Anyways, a super cool challenge where the models are paired with design students and they are asked to inspire their designers. We got some amazing amazing designs and some pretty lame ones. HA Lisa said shes elegant — I thought she was a stripper…isn’t that an oxymoron? In the runway walk off Jenna & Selicia *how do you spell that?* totally rocked it and Biancas speech was fantastic. Selicia wins (it must be because of her FIERCE walk MAN) but I totally thought Jenna should have won — her dress rocked and she totally rocker her speech — ps I will stop using rock right now. Did Lisa stripper have a raccoon on her shoulder? What’s with the random threesome in the shower? The girls then have an awesome shoot where they are in the middle of nowhere in the desert with a car on fire. And now to the panel. I know exactly what Lindsay was talking about now. First we see this red froggy thing behind Twiggy and I’m all like whaat? Then clearly we find out the models are going to China duh duh (Survivor much?) and then in amazingly wonderfulness Tyra announces that only 6 will be going and we have the greatest moment of the night with Mrs. Jay humming some sort of Chinese little ditty that was just perfections and made me rewind the DVR like 9 times. Like I said before and the roommate can back me up — I said that the bottom three would be (in this order) Heather, Lisa, Ambreal — just bc they were focusing on them so much this week. Ambreal goes home, no surprise. PS Bianca totally looked like Eva Pickford in that photo this week.
Jenna for the win!
Update: Notes from Lindsay
Um love Heather’s pictures, but the not speaking thing bothers me. Yes, Lisa definately had road kill on her shoulder and um, excuse me, but i thought Heather was the one with the public speaking problem?!? Bianca cracks me up, but ok lets think, her dress looked like a blue version of that pink dress Lara Flynn Boyle wore that everyone made fun of (it was a freakin tutu!) but she described it as something totally different. Good job. Apparently America’s next top model cant smoke, has to recycle and have a good body image, but she doesnt need to think! Loved Salecia, she rocked it! And seriously, I was about to wet my pants about the panel and the time difference between me and Kristin – “WE’RE GOING TO CHINA!!! except you, you have to go home in shame.” HAHA!
Gossip Girl:
Ok it was a pretty awesome episode BUT honestly the winner of this episode were the writers. Because I wrote down more quotes then ever, so let’s just go thru my favorites:
“I will totally put that thing around my thigh like Silas”
“Don’t Drink, Keep your clothes on, and try avoiding those who bring you disarray”
“I’m a Priest not a Genie”
Whatever Chuck said when he talked about B’s chastity belt and her purring was horrifically gross and perfectly him
“You know I like all God’s creatures and the metaphors they inspire — but the butterflies must be murdered”
In other news when did Rufus start looking like a soap opera star? Hey and mom is back *whats her name?* and she comes with super powers — she can make waffles in 14 seconds!! Blair totally stole the show this week shes just fabulous. Vanessa is still annoying, get rid of her already. Chuck totally likes B and hes almost redeeming himself a little bit — soo cute with the necklace! And what is with the product placement — from the Verizon phone to Guitar Hero come on GG. So glad that Nate stuck it to his dad and OMG S totally walked in on B & Chuck *he is totally not good enough for just an initial*. Thanksgiving should be interesting. XOXO
LB Notes:
Agreed on the quotes, i sat there and wrote some down! Totally agree with everything K wrote, the chemistry between B and upChuck is fantastic, i like it in an icky way. He once again mentions the trademark scarf. Dude, if you are going to have a trademark scarf (weird accessory to have as a trademark, he may as well go for an ascot), pick a better looking one. Yours sucks!! Hell, go designer – Burberry, Hermes anything! Nate’s parents SUCK, emancipate yourself and get it over with kid! Thanksgiving looks mighty interesting, not sure how I feel about S condemming B about upChuck (like the new nickname?).
You know you love me, XOXO
Dirty Sexy Money:
I’ve decided, this is my new favorite show. But I have a tiny problem with this producer guy Greg Berlanti. Was he burned in the past by an ex-wife or something? How come on both of his two shows — which I adore, DSM & Brothers and Sisters — every single main character has cheated on their significant other? Sad.
Tonights episode focuses on Karens wedding — she is so funny. Her and Laticias talk was hilarious, then we see that Simon Elder & Patrick are in cahoots ut oh, also Brian Jrs mom comes back and seduces Pastor/Father whatever Brian. Who is Patricks wife? Why do I know her? Loved her little “don’t get lipstick on your collar” and LOVED her scene at the end of the episode she is in this for her too and she won’t let any tranny take over her life. Donald Sutherland should be drunk in every episode — ps Emmy nod? I think so.
I loved Karen’s wedding dress and I loved her “Daddy you are so wasted!” Why does Juliet have such ugly extensions — and why do we not have more Jeremy in every episode *PS hes totally one of People’s sexiest men!* At the end of the episode Karen gets divorced, surprise surprise, and confesses her love for Nick. PS — my prediction — Karen is totally Dutch’s kid and Nick & Karen are totally Bro & Sis. YEAH I KNOW. Also what is with Nicks sideburns? Good episode!
Project Runway:
Yeah so excited for this to come back. Again just some great quotes:
“I’d rather buy clothes then a bed” from 21 year old Christian who I adore and is my new favorite.
“Life is too short to have on a bad outfit”
“I ran like a Mexican to the Border”
Overall I reallllly enjoyed most of the outfits, but my favorites were:
Chris — pretty color love that Purple very in this season
Whoever went third I didn’t love but man is that model Heather from ANTM?
Simone – Loved it and she totally was OUT this week so sad
Jillian – Ralph Lauren girl totally loved the bright peach fun
Victorya – don’t remember what it looked like but I wrote “super cute and sophisticated”
Rami – the winner loved it love the color love the style but her boobs looked weird in it
Ricky – cute but do not like the lace and totally boring and safe
Jack – cute loooove the back
Yadda Yadda HATED Elisas outfit she totally only stayed bc shes a lunatic she brings drama and the producers totally wanted her to stay.
Woo looks like a good season
On an unrelated note — Rachel Ray is Hannah Montana all grown up.
PEACE OUT!