haha, kidding K, girl power! hehe. So here’s my recap of the night:
Private Practice
Addison tries to make a friend out of Pete whilst being romanced by her cop (Christopher from Gilmore Girls). I cant think of him as anything but that character, like “why is Christopher dressing up as a cop? Loreli is going to be sooo mad that hes acting like a cop and trying to romance Addison!” Addison and Naomi help the couple that couldnt have sex earlier in the season (the girl with the “broken” vag.) get preggers – he has almost no viable swimmers, so they go in THERE and dig one out. Any guy who might read this – which i would think are VERY few – just fainted. It is a successful procedure (is that real though? can they do that?) and the couple goes home to wait and see if they get preggers. Cooper is still banging Charlotte from the hospital, apparently shes an aggressive, I’m-always-on-top kinda gal, sexy, but kinda a ball breaker. To get back at her Cooper steals her New Dad class, all of her dads, and sets up the class at their practice. Goes ok except for this one guy – he sends in his second asst. to take the class for him. His name is Jack, so of course, Cooper says what we are all thinking “Take the class yourself, Jack…ASS!” hahah. It was kinda an awkward scene, but funny. Cooper and Charlotte kinda decide to start dating, but i doubt they are gonna tell anyone. Violet is all insecure because Cooper isnt clinging to her anymore. Idiot, just go for it, tell him you love him. I cant stand women like that: uses him in every way that you would a boyfriend – mental and emotional support, friends, date/escort, but doesnt sleep with him and insists that they are just friends. Believe me, none of my guy friends would do any of that for me unless they were getting some or were trying to get some. The best story line by FAR is the Naomi, Sam, Del triangle. Naomi still loves Sam, Sam still loves her, but they are both afraid to get back together after getting divorced. Del loves Naomi. After a weird story line about a geriatric fight club, they both basically fight for Naomi – Del kisses her in her office, and Sam kisses her in public, letting them al know he wants her back. Its sooo cute. Now if addison and Pete would get it together . . .
ANTM
Usually a K post, so all i have to say is DING DONG THE BITCH IS GONE! Goodbye Bianca!!! I figured when Heather left you would quit being so bitchy, like back in the days right after they scalped your ugly purple hair, but no. You bitched unmercilessly and i cheered to see you go! I think Salecia has a good chance of winning, sorry K, Jenna’s attitude is starting to bother me!
Gossip Girl
Usually taken on by K, I know, but last night was REALLY good. I’ll let her do the actual recap, but love love love the way Dan and S are progressing, he is ADORABLE, especially when he dips her at the ball and kisses her. I think Go Fug Yourself made a comment about how much they love him, but that he is setting teen girls up for dissappointment, because have YOU ever met a teen boy (or older boy for that matter) like that? I love my boyfriend, but even he isnt that good! Im almost even starting to feel bad for upChuck, if he would get over his spencer-pratt-ness, he would probably be good for B, but he might turn her (more) evil, so maybe not. And wow, Jenny is turning into a little diva, its not cute. I’ll save the rest for K, you know you love me, xoxo
PS – I dont blog about the Real World (really dont wanna, it would just be about fights, honestly), and I only watch it out of morbid curiosity, and because its only 30 mins, and with Tivo, its like 20. But, have to say, is anyone else digging the hell out of the fact that Parisa kicked out Trisha, and everyone got all upset (asses) until Issac came back and reminded everyone that they hated that bitch!?! haha there was some line from Issac in the confessional that went like “Parissa felt threatened, Trisha was a bitch, Trisha is gone. Issac sees nothing wrong with this.” hahahahah nice job Issac, thanks for standing up for Parisa, i like her, and Kelly Anne is the stupidest southern bitch out there, thanks for giving us all a bad name, not just southern girls, but girls in general. Note: it is not cool to idealize this wonderful relationship with someone that you didnt like just cause someone else is standing up to her bitchiness. At least she appologized. and SHAME on Ashli and Dunbar!!!! Bad Bad Bad kids, I could have told you where all that spooning was headed!!!
Kristin, youre up!