We begin with Whitney getting ready for her big trip to NYC — Lauren decides that shes not excited about Doug anymore. Whitney thinks she needs to break up with Doug and LC is totally not down with dumping him. HAH
Lauren meets up with ShePratt and she says that Spencer disowned her. LC wants to stay friends blah blah. in NYC Whitney has to wear a lot of black and shes gotta help with a casting — of hot boys. Annnd they are taking their clothes off. They should do this more often. Whitney meets a cute boy who is from Fresno and he went to USC. Kelly invites him out for drinks for Whitney HAHAH. She is smitten.
HAHAH Spencer arrives at Cut and some song about pimps comes on and it cracks me up. Heidi wants Spencer to make up with his sister and Spencer says that they day he is friends with Stephanie again is the day he is friends with Lauren Conrad. Hes such a loser. Read the rest of this entry »
Ok, I’m sorry, I cant even stomach this to write a full post. Here are some quotes from ABC News from a recent article on Speidi:
“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”
Jesus? Must be Heidi’s homeboy.
“Little coverage in celebrity magazines, which seem to chronicle every movement of this reality troupe, is given to Montag’s and Pratt’s Christianity. Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.”
“”I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag.”
“This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”
uhhhhh ok, at a loss for words.
“Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. “As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab,” she says.”
Ok, so the Jonas Brothers preach abstinence, and Heidi is preaching . . . what? Trashy clothes and bad singing? I am confused and I think i must walk away from this post now. Heidi officially makes my brain stop working.
Ok, just when i thought they had done enough, what with the easter egg hunt, and the buying guns to prove they are republicans, Speidi have now decided to give us all the wonderful gift of seeing their wedding on TV. Oh boy!
“According to Montag and Pratt’s weekly latest cover story in Us, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2″
Wow, and I though my wedding plans were going to be over the top!
Update: I spent a good part of the morning looking for this: Chelsea Handler talking about Heidi and Spencer buying guns. Fast Forward to the 6:00 minute mark – it’s toooo funny!!!
. . . Heidi decides to be ORIGINAL and launch a fashion line. Sound familiar???? And wait, didn’t Heidi drop out of FIDM to persue her dream job . . . as a freakin assistant (or assistant’s assistant) to Brent Bolthouse?
Who knows, maybe its a good idea. I mean its not like her singing career is going to work out.
Ok, WHOA. We all knew Spencer is a douche bag from hell. Seriously, I cannot think of a male character from a TV show or movie that i hate more, and I have watched Lifetime. But now we have some evidence that he really, really, REALLY does suck!
US Weekly’s cover for this issue has Heidi (is she on contract with them? She is on that mag an awful lot!) telling the reason for hers and Spencer’s break up/time apart – HE CHEATED!!!
Heidi: “I’ve definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I’ve never had a boyfriend do this to me . . . Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat.”
Note to Spencer – Cheating is cheating. No matter if your girlfriend is a dumb blonde who’s career gives new meaning to the word “trainwreck” (actually Britney Spears might have the rights to “trainwreck,” lets go with “downward spiral”)
No, this isn’t a fake post. US Weekly is reporting that Spencer and Heidi are talking to EA games about a video game. About them. Where you can torture Spencer. true story. There will even be an “adults version” and a “kid version”. Hahah my mind has just gone somewhere that I will not post about, but jeeze. Can we say Media Hogs?
An announcement was sent out via Casting Now for Heidi’s new video. They are looking for people for the following roles: Dancers, Paparazi, Club Types and a Harvey Levin Look Alike.
So they decided to get professional and hire people . . . but wait . . .
If you look at the part titled Rate/Compensation – THEY ARENT PAYING ANYTHING!!!
Obviously there will be some who do this, just to be in Heidi Montag’s video, but come on!!! Can’t wait to see this trainwreck!!!
Oh poor Heidi Montag. Apparently, the reaction to her video hurt her feelings. US Weekly did a story on her crying herself to sleep. Umm, Heidi, I hate to tell you, but cheap does not = good idea. Just because you shot your video for nothing does not mean that was a good idea. I am trying not to be hateful, but seriously. Get a vocal coach, and sink some $ into it if you want to actually make money.
HAHAHAH So Perez has a new video up of him interviewing Speidi on the release of Heidi’s single and music video and you HAVE to check it out. I can’t embed it here, but click below for the link to Perez’s site and watch it. About how the video got so many hits Spencer says “because she is so beautiful and she is an unbelievable singer and the quality of music and the music video has never been seen before”. HAHAHA that is totally true.
Not only was Heidi on ALLLL the E! shows last night (there was a clip of her on a red carpet, with a boom box – Spencer may have been holding it – promoting her new single. Can we say TACKY!!!), but now the info on her single has hit news and critic’s sites. Take this gem from Yahoo! Music:
“”Higher” is familiar in another way, too, as its grainy footage of Heidi frolicking in the surf and on sandy turf instantly brings to mind classic beach-babe videos like Madonna’s “Cherish,” Janet Jackson’s “Love Would Never Do Without You,” and Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game.” However, while those videos were directed by the late photography great Herb Ritts, “Higher” was in fact lensed by Heidi’s TV boyfriend, amateur cameraman Spencer Pratt.”
“Now, I’m not saying Spencer hasn’t had previous experience shooting video of Heidi (he’s probably become pretty adept at working in the nightvision medium–ahem). But he’s no Herb Ritts.”
HAHAHA!!! Click the link above for the full article.
**Afternoon update**
The reader comments on People’s article on Heidi’s video were so heinous that it got its own article! The comments even went so far as to say that she’s no Paris Hilton! To be rated worse than “Stars are Blind,” has got to be anyone’s worst nightmare! I almost feel the teensiest bit sorry for Heidi’s trainwreck. Gotta wonder what Lauren is thinking about right now!
Remember this past summer when we saw Spiedi out at the beach filming their own video for Heidi’s new single? HA well the music video has just hit youtube and it is hilariously bad. Like worse then the music video I made in 11th grade to I hope you dance for my telecom class. Take a look below!
This is “exclusive” scoop from TMZ that on February 5th we will get to here Heidi Montag’s new single “Higher” and see her new music video shot by the one and only Spencer Pratt. Now this is NOT the song that we all heard Ryan Seacrest play on his station this past summer “Body Language” — which I will totally admit is a pretty fun song.
More exciting The Hills gossip from our favorite blogger Perez Hilton.
Heidi Montang is on the next cover of Maxim. Click Here for the photos.
Of course we could care less about how skanky she looks on the cover, we want
to know more scoop about The Hills! Here is the tidbit that Perez had on his site from
the article:
Maxim: “The Hills is a “scripted” reality show. Let’s settle this: How real is it? Heidi: The Hills is a show that’s 22 minutes long about seven people’s lives. It’s edited for drama, and there are editors and story lines. If someone walks in front of the camera, we have to redo the shot. So it’s not exactly how things always are. It’s not like The Truman Show. They’re not with us all the time, although I wish they were, because it would be a way crazier show. Let’s see how Lauren would look then!
Maxim:Meow! So are you and L.C. friends at all? Heidi:She’s changed. Some people go more Hollywood than others. We’re from different backgrounds. She grew up in that spoiled Laguna world, and I grew up with humble beginnings. She’s very controlling. She was crazy about how much time I spent with Spencer, and I had to see her every day. I’ve heard from other people that she’s a big diva now. “Insiders” say.
YIKES!
In other news Perez also reported that Audrina and Heidi have become more chummy chummy lately. Why? Apparently she is jealous of Lo and LC’s relationship and that Lo is trying to squeeze her way back into LC’s life and it’s causing some tension in their relationship.
IMO: I love LO! Way more then Audrina (although the whole Justin Bobby thing did bring a lot of hilariousness to the show this past season). So if she were to weasel her way into the main girls next season that is fine with me. Are we going to have Team Audrina and Team Lo tee shirts soon?
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