The best of Spoiler Ask

Soo every Monday I read the Spoiler Chat over at Watch with Kristin and every Wednesday I read Ask Ausiello over at TV Guide. I thought it would be fun to just recap some of my favorite questions for you all to read. But I would totally recommend going and reading the whole posts themselves because there’s bound to be some questions on there that you have too! Also, cleary these are SPOILERS so read with caution

Your favorite TV Shows!

How many episodes of your favorite show are left? Michael Ausiello from TV Guide has a great list of what we still have to watch over on his website.
Click Here to read about all the shows

Here are the shows we watch and how many are left:

Brothers & Sisters: 3 episodes
Chuck: 2 episodes
Desperate Housewives: 0 episodes
Dirty Sexy Money: 3 episodes
Friday Night Lights: 5 episodes(hoorah!!)
Gossip Girl: 1 episodes
Grey’s Anatomy: 1 episodes
Heroes: 0 episodes
Lost: 8 episodes(who else is excited!?)
Men in Trees: 11 episodes(wow lucky for them)
The Office: 0 episodes
Prison Break: 5 episodes(another hoorah!)
Private Practice: 0 episodes
Pushing Daises: 0 episodes
Ugly Betty : 3 episodes

Plus we know starting in March, we have 8 new The Hills episodes!

Guess who I saw?

Project Runway:
So in this weeks episode the designers are asked to pick a fashion trend that is out of style and make it work in today’s fashion. But they are put into groups of three and are asked to incorporate all of the ideas into a cohesive pattern. I can’t decide what I think. I am glad that they are pushing these people into tough situations to see their creativity and stuff but these things just seem unrealistic. In the end the group that won incorporated Overalls, Poodle skirts, and 70’s flare into three really cute outfits. I was kinda surprised that Christian’s group didn’t win but meh. Christopher (the costume designer) is OUT. Next week looks kinda crazy

Dirty Sexy Money:
What an episode. The Brief synopsis goes like this. Simon Elder and Karen are still sleeping together but it turns out she is totally using him after her dad told her too —huh? But she is starting to fall for him ut oh. Juliet has a boyfriend who she wants to loose her virginity too and he has some sort of weird accent and I’m sure will hurt her in the long end. Carmalita thinks she is being followed and then ends up getting kidnapped hmm. Patrick pretty much looses his job and he decides to leave the church and work for his dad. Jeremy gets high with Nick’s wife, he kisses her, he confesses he was lying to his girl, she leaves him, and Nick’s wife gets fired from her job bc a giant sponge smells like pot HAHA. Then they watch the nutcracker.

Friday Night Lights
We open with Landry confessing that he killed the rapist guy, but not saying it was out of self defense – he is basically being a stubborn idiot saying he wanted him dead and not helping himself out at all. I do not get this. OMG Carlotta in bed with Matt and they are joking about it — this is kinda weird. Does anyone else thing baby Gracie is kinda weird looking? Asshole Julie is the Godmother, that’s nice –maybe she will stop being a little bitch now. Jason is back in this episode and he is going to try online dating. This Isabella girl looks just like Lyla — and when he gets a phone call for a date it’s right in front of Lyla, surprise surprise. Wow Rigggins roommate is a psycho stalker and eventually Riggins leaves and ends up camping outside of the Taylors home. Isabella and Jason have there date – she is totally fug – and “peeing” turns her on – some redheaded waitress helps Jason out and you know they are totally gonna hook up. In the meantime Santiago finally gets some sense knocked into him by Buddy Garrison and he kicks ass and practically wins the football game for the Panthers! Jason doesn’t come home from his wild hookup with the redheaded waitress and he tells his parents he is moving out. They have Gracie’s christening and Landry confesses that it was self defense *after Tyra tell him she was scarred for her life*, the police are not pressing charges. The End.

 

In other news cutie David Blue (aka Micheal’s boyfriend on Ugly Betty) was totally mugged this week! It was on Just Jared yesterday but TMZ picked it up today! Here is the link to his blog :

David Blue Myspace

Also in other news on the way to Mood last night me and a few friends def. saw Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Penelope Cruz (ok so I didnt really see her but he paparazzo said that she was with them) coming out of a private party at Parc in Hollywood — I tried to take a photo but it’s just of their car. Still reallly cool. I don’t usually get that starstruck around people or do I really see that many stars out there but to see Tom Cruise & David Beckham earlier in the week and now these guys — I guess I really do live in LA.

I’m adultrapping you

Well as we all know i have 6 TV shows on Wednesday night and as I usually watch 4 — alas tonight I could only do three! I’m tired So Kid Nation, Pushing Daises, and Project Runway will have to wait until tomorrow. In the meantime:

America’s Next Top Model:
Hey did you know that Heather has Asburgers (sp?) syndrome? Because I had no idea. Why don’t you tell us again ANTM? PS Heather totally had a Burberry umbrella — privileged people do not need to be on reality shows. Anyway, today is the Go See challenge — which usually is quite entertaining because they are always given a time limit, the models always forget that there would be traffic (shock traffic in a major city at 6pm? It happens everywhere ladies) and thus they come back late. Loved how at the end Jenna saw Heather running around without her taxi instead of her being like oh well come in my cab she goes “I’m Sorry”. LOVE IT, Love Jenna — Jenna for the win! This year we have three late and two on time – Bianca wins the challenge, woo, and as her prize she gets to be a spokesperson or something for the Beijing Olympics — dont you think they would want to use models I dunno from their own country? Turns out this ties into the fact that the final four will be traveling to Beijing next week. Photo shoot is by Nigel (was he ever a model bc he is gorgeous). Panel time — its either Heather or Jenna bc thats who the interviews were all for this week — its looking like Jenna when BAM Heather is sent home. Yeaaaahhh!!!! Lets hope Jenna does better next week bc she totally takes the best photos.

Gossip Girl:
Hey it’s Thanksgiving the week after Thanksgiving. Huh? We start with Thanksgiving last year when B & S & N were BFF. Then it comes back to real time and we see a total B&S Biatch fest when S confronts B about Chuck. Am I talking in mores code? Love the Van Der Woodsten family going to China town for Thanksgiving “Jews have been doing it on Christmas since Forever” (in reference to eating Chinese Food). LonelyBoy decides to invite S and her fam to dinner unbeknown to him the parentals all know each other well haha bc rockstar dad Rufus and debutant/ex groupie S’s mom totally hooked up back in the day. On the flip side B is an ex bulimic and shes gone back to her old ways — but promises to see the doctor! Does anyone else want to know the trick to how she gets her hair to stay so curly (although she does kinda look like the cowardly lion). The End. Oh yeah and Nate’s dad tried to kill himself or something equally dramatic. XOXO

Dirty Sexy Money:
It is official — I heart Gossip Girl & Pushing Daises but DSM is for sure my favorite new show of the season. I didn’t even write anything down — no quotes, no favorite moments because it was just that great of an episode. Let me just say whoever writes for Jeremy Darling is amazing. I adore him. I can’t even describe the fantasticness that he is but just know that he is. We find out that Juliet is back from her trip from nowhere *cough rehab* and that SHOCKER Brian is the child that Nick is related to. Karen is hilarious and sleeps with Simon Elder ut oh, and Patrick just can’t give up his Tranny. Best moment so far — Brian saying goodbye to Brian Jr. — I’ve only cried twice this TV Season at my favorite Friday Night Lights and now at this. When Brian gave Brian Jr. the watch that Nick just gave Brian from their Dad ahh I just melted. *hahah that sentence is just way off* Anyways Great Episode.

I know people are reading this — let me know what you thought of last nights TV !!

IM BAACCKK

Well I am back in LA and I am almost caught up on all of the TV I missed last week. Lets just do a short recap:

Kid Nation:
Holy crap why would they elect Greg into the council he is an asshole! But totally glad that Laurel won the gold star. Does anyone have a little crush on green guy Michael — if he were ten years older he would be great haha does he have an older brother?

Dirty Sexy Money:
meh ok episode — found myself not paying attention towards most of it, mainly because I was packing — maybe I’ll watch again. Sources say that we will find out this week who the odd-Darling out is. PS did I mention I love Jeremy Darling? Did we see how Juliet is still missing — they must have taped these episodes during her “rehab stint”.

Project Runway:
Sarah Jessica Parker yeaah! So glad Christian is still safe and I totally want to buy a vest now.

America’s Next Top Model:
The stripper is gone yaahoo. Chantal and Selicia totally sold that cover girl ad they are in it for the long run — and although I still like Heather I mean really how could she be a cover girl? I also didn’t really like her photo-shoot and I really didn’t like Biancas either what a bitch!

Ugly Betty:
Much better episode — although I hated the whole Bradford dream sequence — when did this show become so trippy? I really liked the idea of everyone pulling together to get this magazine up and running and I loved Daniels idea of the blank front page. I feel bad for Amanda…she’ll find her dad eventually.

Survivor was a recap, Gossip Girl was a repeat, Friday Night Lights wasn’t on, and no more The Office until la strike is over
Speaking of the Strike watch this video:

Wednesday Night with KH haha

Now see the good thing about this blog is that LB will be posting on east coast time for all your east coasters woo.

Ok so let’s talk about how the TV giants have replaced must watch tv from Thursday night to Wednesday night. I have SIX count em SIX shows on tonight. Waay too much TV. So the shows that I watched tonight and will be reviewing are below and no worries Kid Nation & Pushing Daises will be up soon.

America’s Next Top Model The Bianca Show:
So while I was slaving away at work I got an message from LB about the hilariousness of tonights panel which got me super excited for tonights episode!! And it did not disapoint!!
As you can tell I have officially retitled ANTM to The Bianca Show, not only because her bitchiness is hilarious but bc man they focus on her SOOO much. PS. in case you didn’t already know Bianca does not think Heather is that talented and PPS she is totally jealous of her.
In this weeks episode we have a tribute to Project Runway (does The CW have stock in Bravo or something, did this happen to fall on the same night as the PR premiere? ha). n Why is Benji Ninja there AGAIN this is his third episode this season, he is not entertaining and I thought he was a posing teacher what does that have to do with this?? Anyways, a super cool challenge where the models are paired with design students and they are asked to inspire their designers. We got some amazing amazing designs and some pretty lame ones. HA Lisa said shes elegant — I thought she was a stripper…isn’t that an oxymoron? In the runway walk off Jenna & Selicia *how do you spell that?* totally rocked it and Biancas speech was fantastic. Selicia wins (it must be because of her FIERCE walk MAN) but I totally thought Jenna should have won — her dress rocked and she totally rocker her speech — ps I will stop using rock right now. Did Lisa stripper have a raccoon on her shoulder? What’s with the random threesome in the shower? The girls then have an awesome shoot where they are in the middle of nowhere in the desert with a car on fire. And now to the panel. I know exactly what Lindsay was talking about now. First we see this red froggy thing behind Twiggy and I’m all like whaat? Then clearly we find out the models are going to China duh duh (Survivor much?) and then in amazingly wonderfulness Tyra announces that only 6 will be going and we have the greatest moment of the night with Mrs. Jay humming some sort of Chinese little ditty that was just perfections and made me rewind the DVR like 9 times. Like I said before and the roommate can back me up — I said that the bottom three would be (in this order) Heather, Lisa, Ambreal — just bc they were focusing on them so much this week. Ambreal goes home, no surprise. PS Bianca totally looked like Eva Pickford in that photo this week.

Jenna for the win!

Update: Notes from Lindsay
Um love Heather’s pictures, but the not speaking thing bothers me.  Yes, Lisa definately had road kill on her shoulder and um, excuse me, but i thought Heather was the one with the public speaking problem?!?  Bianca cracks me up, but ok lets think, her dress looked like a blue version of that pink dress Lara Flynn Boyle wore that everyone made fun of (it was a freakin tutu!) but she described it as something totally different.  Good job.  Apparently America’s next top model cant smoke, has to recycle and have a good body image, but she doesnt need to think!  Loved Salecia, she rocked it!  And seriously, I was about to wet my pants about the panel and the time difference between me and Kristin – “WE’RE GOING TO CHINA!!! except you, you have to go home in shame.” HAHA!

Gossip Girl:
Ok it was a pretty awesome episode BUT honestly the winner of this episode were the writers. Because I wrote down more quotes then ever, so let’s just go thru my favorites:
“I will totally put that thing around my thigh like Silas”
“Don’t Drink, Keep your clothes on, and try avoiding those who bring you disarray”
“I’m a Priest not a Genie”
Whatever Chuck said when he talked about B’s chastity belt and her purring was horrifically gross and perfectly him
“You know I like all God’s creatures and the metaphors they inspire — but the butterflies must be murdered”
In other news when did Rufus start looking like a soap opera star? Hey and mom is back *whats her name?* and she comes with super powers — she can make waffles in 14 seconds!! Blair totally stole the show this week shes just fabulous. Vanessa is still annoying, get rid of her already. Chuck totally likes B and hes almost redeeming himself a little bit — soo cute with the necklace! And what is with the product placement — from the Verizon phone to Guitar Hero come on GG. So glad that Nate stuck it to his dad and OMG S totally walked in on B & Chuck *he is totally not good enough for just an initial*. Thanksgiving should be interesting. XOXO
LB Notes:
Agreed on the quotes, i sat there and wrote some down!  Totally agree with everything K wrote, the chemistry between B and upChuck is fantastic, i like it in an icky way.  He once again mentions the trademark scarf.  Dude, if you are going to have a trademark scarf (weird accessory to have as a trademark, he may as well go for an ascot), pick a better looking one.  Yours sucks!!  Hell, go designer – Burberry, Hermes anything!  Nate’s parents SUCK, emancipate yourself and get it over with kid!  Thanksgiving looks mighty interesting, not sure how I feel about S condemming B about upChuck (like the new nickname?).
You know you love me, XOXO

Dirty Sexy Money:
I’ve decided, this is my new favorite show. But I have a tiny problem with this producer guy Greg Berlanti. Was he burned in the past by an ex-wife or something? How come on both of his two shows — which I adore, DSM & Brothers and Sisters — every single main character has cheated on their significant other? Sad.
Tonights episode focuses on Karens wedding — she is so funny. Her and Laticias talk was hilarious, then we see that Simon Elder & Patrick are in cahoots ut oh, also Brian Jrs mom comes back and seduces Pastor/Father whatever Brian. Who is Patricks wife? Why do I know her? Loved her little “don’t get lipstick on your collar” and LOVED her scene at the end of the episode she is in this for her too and she won’t let any tranny take over her life. Donald Sutherland should be drunk in every episode — ps Emmy nod? I think so.
I loved Karen’s wedding dress and I loved her “Daddy you are so wasted!” Why does Juliet have such ugly extensions — and why do we not have more Jeremy in every episode *PS hes totally one of People’s sexiest men!* At the end of the episode Karen gets divorced, surprise surprise, and confesses her love for Nick. PS — my prediction — Karen is totally Dutch’s kid and Nick & Karen are totally Bro & Sis. YEAH I KNOW. Also what is with Nicks sideburns? Good episode!

Project Runway:
Yeah so excited for this to come back. Again just some great quotes:
“I’d rather buy clothes then a bed” from 21 year old Christian who I adore and is my new favorite.
“Life is too short to have on a bad outfit”
“I ran like a Mexican to the Border”
Overall I reallllly enjoyed most of the outfits, but my favorites were:
Chris — pretty color love that Purple very in this season
Whoever went third I didn’t love but man is that model Heather from ANTM?
Simone – Loved it and she totally was OUT this week so sad
Jillian – Ralph Lauren girl totally loved the bright peach fun
Victorya – don’t remember what it looked like but I wrote “super cute and sophisticated”
Rami – the winner loved it love the color love the style but her boobs looked weird in it
Ricky – cute but do not like the lace and totally boring and safe
Jack – cute loooove the back

Yadda Yadda HATED Elisas outfit she totally only stayed bc shes a lunatic she brings drama and the producers totally wanted her to stay.

Woo looks like a good season

On an unrelated note — Rachel Ray is Hannah Montana all grown up.

PEACE OUT!

Halloween

It’s 10:45 on Halloween night in Vegas. I’m watching TV AWESOME. Just a few more days here in Vegas thankfully and I will be back in LaLaLand. Recaps on TV Watching Tonight:

Pushing Daises:
Good Episode — I love the concept of this show, but it makes me sad that I’m not as captivated as I was with the first few episodes. I did enjoy the Kristin Chenoweth centered episode haha Cheno as a jockey, Hilarious! Next episode in two weeks looks better.

Dirty Sexy Money :
Loved this episode. THis is the best ensemble cast on TV right now. Isn’t Jeremy Darling just darling? I’m not sure quite how I feel about the whole Simon Elder subplot story thing. I’m glad Nick told Trip about why he was working with Elder… Brian and Brian JR. are really endearing.

America’s Next Top Model — recap week BOORING

Gossip Girl - Repeat of the Pilot BORING

Kid Nation – is it bad I enjoy watching this horrid show? Anyways, no DVR in Vegas so I will be watching this online tomorrow, recap to come.

Watching the commerical for Beowulf — looks awful. I remember reading that Senior Year in high school. meh.