Here we go!! Philadelphia Auditions
(In case you are new to my AI blog – I really only post about the good singers, because I could care less about the funny ones).
Joey Catalano – lost 200 pounds. Is he a jersey boy or what? Hey he’s from Mays Landing, NJ did I call that or what? He singing Sunday Morning, which is a great song for a high tenor and he is really proving that he can sing pretty high – he’s alright. Not too strong but could surprise us later. I hate when Randy says you can blow…he wasn’t a powerhouse…he can’t really blow. Whatever.
Uka from Egypt — I heard from a source that this is the funniest person to ever audition for AI – I want to love her from the hair to the nipple. HAHAH he’s from Hoboken. No need to comment on the singing. HAHAHHA Simon asks Paula WHY he’s not right for this competition. I love Simon.
Melanie Nyema backup singer for Taylor Hicks. Umm why did she stop so soon? Again, she’s alright. Kinda nasily meh. She get’s thru. She did not pick a good song.
James Lewis – aww he’s a tour guide from Philly! I applied to do that for a summer in 2005, they didn’t call me back. Bitches. Ugh another bad singer. The judges can’t stop laughing.
EWWW GENO’S?!?! They should have gone to Pat’s.
Junot Joyner – sings The Blue by Elton John. He is really good — sounds like he’s really fresh, not a lot of training. He gets thru quickly.
José Candelaria – I guess they can use a Latin singer but he is sooo cheesy.
Jonathon Baines – awwww he is so cute!!! He’s cute little country boy. Awww I really like him. I’m gonna look for him in the future.
Temptrest Brown – 16 years old and she’s a football player. Wow. Hahah I love how Ryan is trying to sound not gay by using football terms. She is singing for her mom who is very sick. She’s singing I’m not telling you by Jennifer HOLIDAY not Hudson. Come on. Wow, I was hoping she would be good. Oh well. Wow she is really crying. The judges feel so bad they walk her out.
We have a ton of people that are really bad that I won’t be blogging about because really who cares?
Ok so the only thing worth mentioning is Alexis the star girl who looks like William Defoe when she says “I’m going for Actressing”. AHHAHAHAHA
Angela Martin (no not from The Office!) – has a daughter with Retts syndrome, similar to cerebral palsy. Her whole family comes to support her. She says it’s not about fame for her, it’s about getting help and financial support for her daughter. Aww she has a really great voice, she’s not trying to hard or going insane with runs. Smooth. Simon is completely right in saying she is a bit corny – she doesn’t need the yeah, baby, woos. She gets thru!
More badies — Elyse Wojeskowski oh jeeze she says she sounds like Eva Cassidy –- who I adore – wow, she could be good if she calmed down. Hey Teresa is from Sewell, NJ – that’s where my high school was! A weird guidance counselor who is 39 and from the shore sings some song about sex.
Kristy Lee Cook – is from Oregon and she lives in a log cabin. She’s a cage fighter? She sold a horse so that she could audition in Philly. Couldn’t she have picked a closer city then Philly? She has a good country voice — clearly not as a good as Carrie Underwood, but it’s a good start. They’ll def make the comparison.
Some guy named Paul sings a creepy song to Paula “I’m not much of a talker, so I will stalker”. “If she was a bathtub, I will caulk her”. Simon really wants him to leave. Security sends him out.
Beth Stalker – she’s a stay at home mom aww she’s cute. When she was 4 she recorded an album of baby songs. AWWW I Love this song! Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered. She’s an old soul with a funky personality. AND she’s a mom! Simon says no, but Randy & Paula say yes – hoorah!
Chris Watson – he wants to be a legend but he looks really weird. Uhh Dover, DE is not a really small town…its one of the biggest cities in Delaware. He is pretty good – I don’t know if I will remember him tho. He does kinda look like a girl.
Brooke White - God. She looks just like my favorite Toby Lightman. I hope she sounds as good as Toby does. She lives in Van Nuys — she needs this, she needs to move out of Van Nuys hahaa. She’s never seen an R-Rated movie and she’s 24? She doesn’t drink or smoke and she’s been married for three years. She sings Like a Star by Corrine Bailey Raye. Good choice in song. I think that she has a lot more in her and she will surprise everyone in Hollywood Week. Take a look at her photo on the left, and then Toby’s on the right and tell me they don’t look alike!

Great Episode — Dallas is tomorrow!