It’s Not You…

We begin with Whitney getting ready for her big trip to NYC — Lauren decides that shes not excited about Doug anymore.  Whitney thinks she needs to break up with Doug and LC is totally not down with dumping him.  HAH

Lauren meets up with ShePratt and she says that Spencer disowned her.  LC wants to stay friends blah blah.  in NYC Whitney has to wear a lot of black and shes gotta help with a casting — of hot boys.  Annnd they are taking their clothes off.  They should do this more often.  Whitney meets a cute boy who is from Fresno and he went to USC.  Kelly invites him out for drinks for Whitney HAHAH.  She is smitten.

HAHAH Spencer arrives at Cut and some song about pimps comes on and it cracks me up.  Heidi wants Spencer to make up with his sister and Spencer says that they day he is friends with Stephanie again is the day he is friends with Lauren Conrad.  Hes such a loser.

Audrina Vs. Lo — I’ll kick her ass.

My internet is being all sorts of weird so sorry to any of you hoping to read this live as I watch.  Here we go!

Apparently LC and ShePratt have another class together and ShePratt invited LC and her new BF to her party at BLVD3 (my place wooo — I guess we can’t go there anymore after this episode…sad)

Ohh LC and Doug go on another date.  They discuss the prom they went to and the drama with LO and Audrina.  Doug wants to go do something fun, so LC invites him to ShePratt’s partay. Back at Audrina’s work, Audrina is talking about the party for ShePratt at BLVD 3 again — which Audrina has never been to.  At peoples revolution — Whitney was invited to some dinner with Kelly and some co-workers, does anyone else think it’s weird that LC wasn’t invited, doesn’t she work their too? (LB: Maybe LC is like an intern, or she isnt as high on the chain of command as Whitney.  LC is still in school and Whitney is done and seriously working.)  Hey another plug for BLVD3 I wonder how many times they will say that.  I wonder if they are allowed to film there if they say the name a certain amount of times.

Ha I wonder if Don Antonio’s gets paid per episode they are in too.   Speidi discuss the party for ShePratt and how much they hate LC.  Heidi thinks they should go and say goodbye lol. (LB: goodbye to his SISTER?!? Seriously?? What a douche!)  Spencer will never speak to her again if she continues to be friends with LC.  Does anyone else think its ironic that they both say in interviews that they have no problem with LC and it’s all her not wanting to talk to them — and then they both are just saying how much they hate her and yadda yadda. That’s not very Christian of you Heidi. (LB: VERY good observation!  Spencer is like going off the deep end into the pool of hate for LC – who he ALWAYS calls LC, never Lauren!  He was mildly annoying at first, now with the deep seated hate and the pedo-facial-hair, he is a bit scary.  And we know he owns a gun…)

Did you guys see this? The Hill’s Salary

I saw this on Perez Hilton and I was like WOW.  Anyways thought I would pass on:

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

The Hills are Back!

We start season four at Peoples Revolution.  Apparently they are throwing a party for Audrina’s birthday annnnd Lauren is going on a date with Doug (who we know doesn’t last very long…oh paparazzi).  Aww she is so giddy.  That’s cute Lauren went to his Prom! Didn’t she take some ugly redheaded guy?  I wonder why she didn’t return the favor and bring Doug — who I’m sure was way cuter.

Ohh and back at Bolthouse (does she really still work here?) Heidi’s sister is coming into town.  Wow we are starting with everyones work — apparently Audrina is still at Epic Records and she invites her coworker to her birthday thing.  Orrr maybe she doesn’t lol she kinda just tells her about it, but doesn’t tell her to come.  Weeiirdd.  Annd we get the “Lo’s bitchy” quote we’ve heard on every preview.   Heidi comes home to see her sister and Spencer both at home hhaaha surprise Heidi!  Spencer realllly needs to shave, he looks like a caveman.

Lauren’s hair is SUPER long.  Aww Doug is cute and I love this song (American Boy by Estelle and Kayne West — if you didn’t already know lol).  OMG she is giving him google eyes like no one else.  OMG this conversation is hilarious.  They totally set up the second date on the first date.  He is so cute, but he is so boring.

The Hills Season 4 Trailer

So I saw this last night on TV but it’s still not on youtube…in the meantime tho you can watch it on MTV.com
Enjoy it Here!

The Hills Season 4 Premieres August 18th!!!

Nothing to say — just look

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Recent Quotes from Heidi . . . blech!

 

Ok, I’m sorry, I cant even stomach this to write a full post.  Here are some quotes from ABC News from a recent article on Speidi:

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

Jesus?  Must be Heidi’s homeboy.

“Little coverage in celebrity magazines, which seem to chronicle every movement of this reality troupe, is given to Montag’s and Pratt’s Christianity. Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.”
“”I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag.”

“This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”

uhhhhh ok, at a loss for words.

“Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. “As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab,” she says.”

Ok, so the Jonas Brothers preach abstinence, and Heidi is preaching . . . what?  Trashy clothes and bad singing?  I am confused and I think i must walk away from this post now.  Heidi officially makes my brain stop working.

Lauren and Brody’s Phone Commercial

Ok, so we’re all on hiatus.  But this little gem is definitely something to appreciate while on vacation!

 

Speidi Wedding?

Ok, just when i thought they had done enough, what with the easter egg hunt, and the buying guns to prove they are republicans, Speidi have now decided to give us all the wonderful gift of seeing their wedding on TV.  Oh boy!

“According to Montag and Pratt’s weekly latest cover story in Us, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2″

Wow, and I though my wedding plans were going to be over the top!

Update:  I spent a good part of the morning looking for this: Chelsea Handler talking about Heidi and Spencer buying guns.  Fast Forward to the 6:00 minute mark – it’s toooo funny!!!

 

Lauren Conrad & Stephen Colletti — an update

Wendy in Seattle: Any word on The Hills? I cannot stop watching and obsessing about that show. Please help me!
I’m currently working with the scientists at Cal Tech to develop medication or shock therapy for this ailment, as I have it, too. I’ll keep you posted. Not sure if this should technically be in the spoiler section, but sources close to the show tell me that Lauren Conrad and Stephen Colletti (also seen on One Tree Hill) are “heating up” in their “rekindled romance!” Holla! And get this: Word is, Stephen may actually be moving to Los Angeles to live with Lauren this summer during One Tree Hill‘s hiatus. Juicy, no? Says the source: “They’re doing really well together.”

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The Hills – The Finale

Season Finale Again…

We start with Audrina looking at apartments, eww its like in downtown tho.  HAHAH Spencer is still at Heidi’s apartment and apparently he slept there last night.  Stephanie comes to Heidi’s apartment and tells Spencer that Heidi is in Vegas and she might not come back..  Take it from a girl who lived in Vegas, it sucks.  I guess Heidi will be helping reinvent the pool and bar at some casino.

Oh wow Whitney is back on the show? Whitney is right about everything and she says that Audrina probably feels left out with LC living with LO.  HAHAH Spencer and Stefanie are driving on the strip in Vegas. AHHAHAH Spencer goes into the Palazzo to go confront Heidi.  Wow he just walked in on what looks like an important meeting. I’m confused as to why she got such a great job.  Spencer wants Heidi to come back to LA with him, she was pissed and now she seems OK.  Brent tells Heidi she needs to get that under control.  Yikes!

At the ALL house it looks like LO and LC are making dinner.  Oh it’s Dinner for all three of them, and Audrina is late.  Lo thinks she is not welcomed at the back of the house.  Audrina totally walks out on the girls dinner and like doesn’t say anything.  Weirrrd

In Vegas it looks like Heidi is missing her plane ride back.  Ohh and thats because she is with Spencer and Stephanie.  in the ALL house Lauren feels uncomfortable about Audrina, and that they need to talk about it.  Lo is questioning the friendship that her and Audrina will have.  Whatever. LO stop causing drama!! Audrina feels weird going upstairs to hang out and LC feels like they are growing apart and shes bummed.  Audrina thinks that she is being ignored when she’s with LO.  Audrina says since Lo is in the picture shes distanced  herself.  LC basically wants them to be as close as they were, and Audrina feels like LO is pushing them apart.  LC cries.  sappy music plays and we end with no resolution.  What in God’s name is LC wearing?

I hink its funny how they always find a parking spot right in front of their apartment.  Looks like Heidi and Spencer made up pretty quickly and they are now living togethere again.  DUH.

The end — next time we see them, Season 4 of The Hills

The Hills – Renewed for Season Four!!

Hoorah. 19 Episodes starting in August. Hoorah.
Read More at US Weekly

The Hills

We begin with Heidi having a meeting with Brent Bolthouse, wow she really does work there still.  She wants to work more..and even travel.  She thinks working at the casino in Vegas would be brilliant. Ahh so this is when Speidi goes to Vegas and they stay in separate rooms but weren’t they seen like together together.  So are they being fake for the show then? When do they get back together? hmm.

Back at the ALL house Lo and Lauren are hanging out at the pool wondering where Audrina is.  Audrina is gonna go work with some band and the L’s are going shopping.  Audrina says they should stop by, Lo does not sound interested at all. haahah ut oh I see trouble brewing between Lo and Audrina!! Alkaline Trio are recording their album — I feel like I know them, what songs do they sing?  Lo is totally not interested in being at th recording studio.  They leave to get sushi, I wonder how long they really stayed. They go to a place called Luckyfish, I’ve never been there.  I don’t like those places that you pick on a wheel.  Lauren is concerned that she is loosing Audrina and Lo is like well duh we’ve been friends since we we’re little.  Does anyone know why LC and LO stopped talking for a year or whatever?

The Hills are on Rolling Stone

The Hills are on Rolling Stone. This is the infamous photo shoot that Lauren and Heidi stood for together. Perez and US Mag have more details!!

The Hills – Maybe he’ll wear his cowboy hat!

Oh we begin with the house that LC and Lo and Audrina moved into. Oh Audrinas living in a guest house. They have to have “the best housewarming party”. They need to put LO in the credits!! Shes in the show more then Whitney. Aww new Gavin DeGraw song! HAHAH Lo and LC have a talk about Stephen “that melts my little black heart”. LC said she never really stopped liking Stephen thru high school and afterwards.

Spencer and Stephanie meet for coffee and apparently Spencer has the flu. Stephanie is going to the LC House warming party. Stephanie said that its not fair that he became BFF with her ex boyfriend. HA he leaves. I love this song “Mercy” by Duffy. I need to download it. HAHAAH Justin is invited to the party and Lo goes “Maybe he’ll wear his cowboy hat”. Audrina looks pissed. Lo pushes the Stephen question and she said “we are just good friends”. RIGHT.

Nice we have some Danity Kane “Damaged”. Brody is there for the party! he brings Cora the new girlfriend. She’s pretty. Stephanie tells Heidi she’s going to LCs party. Why does she even need to tell them? Heidi is right, she obviously feels bad about it or she wouldn’t have asked permission. She brings up loyalty again. Wow and now we have some “Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis — why are they playing all songs I know tonight? STEPHEN!!!!! Stephens hair is so long. WOAH JUSTIN BOBBY WITH UGLY SHORT HAIR and a Jean Vest Jacket. Audrina is basically saying that LO is a bitch for calling out about JB. Yikes. AHHHH LC AND STEPHEN ARE SO CUTE. Awkward smiles and everything. Are we watching Laguna Beach again? I think so.

Oh so I guess Stephanie didn’t end up coming to the house warming party. Sounds like LC might be interested in starting something up with Stephen. Oh now we have some Daughtry playing. Still surreal to me. LC and Stephen have dinner and they discuss her roommates. Aww Stephen told his mom that they are hanging out and he doesn’t understand why they can’t just be platonic. Both of their parents love each other. COME ON. AWWW COLBIE CAILAIT DREAMS COLLIDE!! This isn’t even on her album. No kiss goodnight. Aww Lo is so funny. “did you guys talk about you two?”. Lc says that hanging out with him feels like they are in high school. WTF now we have Colbie singing Realize!!!! Lo said “maybe one day it’ll work out and you’ll get married. because that’s what I want.” Aww us too Lo, us too!

Next week they get a dog and Audrina is thinking of moving in with JB!?!?! WHAT

So if you don’t live in LA then you probably didn’t hear LO and Stephen on Ryan Seacrest this morning, when SPENCER called in. But you can listen to it HERE!!

The Hills – The Return of Justin Bobby

LC and Whitney are back at work and LC is talking to her about how Audrina is becoming BFF with Audrina again. I wonder why they didn’t show LC quitting at Teen Vogue — maybe because she didn’t quit she was let go?? Hmmmm. Let the speculation ensue.

HAHAHHAHAA LO IS AMAZING — LC tells her that she invited Stephanie to Goa tonight and Lo goes “Maybe she’ll bring Heidi” and guess what, she IS!!! Heidi needs ANOTHER girls night. Heidi looks more horse like. Heidi doesn’t have a problem with LC apparently and its “water under the bridge”. OHH it’s raining in LA I remember these few weeks of rain. YUCK. Heidi goes over to Audrina to tell her about the one the only Justin Bobby at the bar. Audrina is crying about JB while Lo and LC come back to the table with LC. Wow this is amazingly awkward. We have in this order — Stephanie, LC, Lo, Audrina, Justin Bobby, and Heidi. WOW. Audrina, JB, and Heidi look like they are having a grand old time.

Stephanie and Heidi discuss the night before — in Stephanie’s apartment — in the morning — isn’t Spencer living there? Confusing. I think the reason we like LO is because she is so real when she speaks it doesn’t sound rehearsed. They discuss moving into a big house. HAHAH “Maybe she’ll bring Justin Bobby and Heidi to the new house….that’s not allowed”. Audrina is on to her dinner date with JB. She always looks like more of a rocker chick when she hangs out with him. JB has a new house at the beach! Oh no they “miss each other”.

ew does anyone else find it gross that there cat is walking all over their kitchen counter as they eat. Audrina tells LC shes glad she has one of her friends back, in Heidi that is. YIKES. Ahh and here comes the Speidi fight. Heidi tells Spence about her awful night at goa — kinda weird, looked like she was having a grand ole time to me. Lo and LC have lunch and they discuss living together. They are totally ragging on Audrina. Audrina looks super weird saying that she will move in with LC and LO and we hear OneRepublic again. Nice. I wonder if they have a contract with the show to play all of their songs.

OH MY GOD. Next week not only do they move into thier new house BUT STEEEPPPHEENNNN is back!!!! AHHHHHHHHH My little heart skipped a beat. Oh Lo.

Heidiwood

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Oh man. NY Magazine has a HILARIOUS article about their trip to Anchor Blue to try on Heidi’s new “fashion line”. You can read the whole article here, but let me quote some of my favorite parts.

“In fact, it cemented our suspicion that Heidi is turning into Paris 2.0: terrible singer, lame boyfriends, famous mostly for on-camera pouting, and excessively eager to merchandise herself, regardless of actual quality.”

“The stuff was the complete opposite of flattering. We looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would’ve appeared, guitars in hand.”

The Hills – Relationship Vacation

Did anyone else see the True Life with Kelly Catrone’s assistant on MTV this weekend? People’s Republic loves MTV!!

Heidi goes to have lunch with Audrina. Heidi talks about how much she misses her friends and she needs a girls night out. Audrina doesn’t say anything but she slightly gives an awkward smile and nods to Heidi’s invitation for a girls night out. DUM DUM DUM.

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The Hills – Is this the Stephanie show now?

Ok so yeah two more episodes of The Hills. We begin with LC inviting She-Pratt to her bday party, interesting. It’s at S Bar which happens to be owned by Bolthouse (hahah like that wasn’t planned). We then see Spencer and what is now labeled “Heidi’s Apartment” and how she is yet again totes rude to him (rightfully so) and telling him to get his crap out of his apartment, which is now hers. Stephanie and Spencer have a nice little altercation about Spencer’s living situation. I can’t believe she puts up with his crap, what an asshole. He needs to be a little more greatful his sister is letting him stay at his place.

LC’s party and LO steals the show because she is so wary about Stephanie and rightfully so. Audrina and LO have a great little convo about their thoughts when Lo says ‘Ultimetly Spencer is her brother and you always stick by your family’ or something to that effect. Nicely said. Heidi finds out about Stephanie at LCs party and she calls Spencer and he guinenly sounds surprised on the phone hahaha. LC goes to lunch with Brody and she seems way more congenial to him this time around. He also warns her about Stephanie. Back at Stephanies apartment Spencer continues to be a douche bag. *did I mention is this the Stephanie show?*

Computer class time. Hey look its Stephanie again and she is totally playing up Spencer as a fool. I don’t get this chick. I feel like she treats her brother like and ex boyfriend. Back at Heidi’s place OMG it’s Stephanie again!! Stephanie confronts Heidi about the alleged sex scandal. Heidi is shocked that she would even assume. Heidi’s lips still look fug. End of episode. Click More for the recap of episode two!