Survivor Finale – The Black Widow Brigade

Well this should probably be my longest post ever since we have a THREE hour finale, on what has unquestionably been the best season in many many years of Survivor. For the first time ever we have an all women final four! Should make for an exciting night!! I’ll say it again for the umpteenth time, Cirie for the win!!! (Let’s see if I can call the winner twice in a row!)

The girls awake and that they pulled off another blindside. These girls have all played a great game. Cirie says shes nervous around everyone. Everyone is so glad that its just the ladies left. Natalie thinks that her and Parvati are like BFF. Amanda and Cirie take notice. Cirie is convinced that this is another immunity and that they have to beat Natalie. Ohh man looks like its a two part challenge here. This is interesting — its not an endurance challenge like it normally is for the last immunity challenge. Do we get my biggest wish where we go back to the final two and not the final three like the past few season!?!? Natalie get an early lead. Amanda seems to be taking a lead. Amanda wins immunity!!! Yeaahhh!!!

Amanda is soo excited, and its twice in a row that shes in the final three– maybe she’ll have a chance to win this time and not be awful in the jury process. Ut oh Parvati and Amanda talk about getting Cirie out instead of Natalie. Hmm. Oh man Jeff is asking about the possibility of a final two. But then there would be a final 2 with 8 jury members…that couldn’t happen. Cirie is explaining to everyone why she feels like she is at the bottom of the totem poll, and Natalie is loving it. Hmm. And Natalie goes home — Woop. YEAHH CIRIE!!

I dunno there is still 90 minutes left before we get to the live results, are we gonna see a final two!?!? I’m so excited, I love this season!!!!The girls confront Cirie about her feelings and Cirie is very upset that the girls are confronting each other. Now they all cry and make up. They all talk about how there is no way itll be a final two. OH MY GOD IT IS A FINAL TWO!!!!!! WE HAVE ANOTHER IMMUNITY CHALLENGE. THIS IS AWESOME!!!Amanda is breaking down! I don’t understand how we can have 8 people in a jury with a final two..what if there is a tie? Are we gonna have a random other person in the jury? I’m confused.

Gosh it seems so long ago that Johnny Fairplay and YauMan were in this game. Unfortunately now that its a final two, I highly doubt Cirie will be in that final. It’ll be an endurance final challenge — and Cirie will not win, and there is no way Amanda and Parvati won’t take each other. Weird final challenge, they have to balance a ball. I think they standing and holding on to something at the end. Wow so its not endurance that means its anyones game. Oh there we go Parvati is out of the challenge. Doesn’t amtter to her — whoever wins will take Parvati hands down. DAMNIT. Cirie loses, and Amanda wins immunity. So it is clearly going to be Amanda and Parvati in the finals and I bet Amanda wins the show. Amanda who I didn’t even think she be on this show. Sigh. But then again, I thought she had won the show last season too and then she SUCKED at the jury questioning so who knows.

Parvati is super confident that Amanda is gonna take her to the final two. Wow she is realllly confident. Parvati is digging her hole saying that Cirie would never win this show. Sad, Cirie is out of the game. Amanda put on quite a show with the tears there — trying to buy votes I see? Amanda has now played this game longer then anyone else ever has.

Here we go!! Gosh what if there is a tie. Ut oh Amanda is sucking AGAIN at the jury questioning. Natalie looks like a Lion. WHAT IN THE HELL. Natalie asks how her flirtiness parrallel to her intimancy level. That is the worst and most offball question ever asked on this show ever. Is Natalie a lesbian? She then asks Amanda if she is a zombie and she has a glazed look on her face..?? Wow this is a deja vu with Amanda, is this Parvatis game?? Ozzy is hurt about Parvatis move. Wow Ozzy is pissed!!!! Aww he said the hardest thing is that you took away 14 days that I could have spent with Amanda. Ozzy just said he fell in love with her. Wasn’t he in gay porn? Gosh I hope he doesn’t propose to her that would be so lame.

Erik votes for Amanda duh

Alexis votes for Parvati duh

Ozzy votes for Amanda duh

OH LAME NO BOAT NO HELICOPTER OR ANYTHING FOR JEFF!?!?!

The Winner of Survivor Fans vs. Favorites by a vote of 5-3 is Parvati. WOW Parvati won the show. I believe that I said when the casting rumors first came out that they were hoping she would be the Amber of this season. Look who was right! She friggin won.

I think its hilarious looking back at my first post about the cast how I didn’t think that Amanda and Parvati were actually gonna be on the show, and how I thought they were bringing Parvati back for the Amber card. Read my first post

Wow Natalie is so self obbessed.  Aww poor Erik, I feel bad for him.  hahah James takes off the crown of dumb moves and hands it to Erik.  Jeff teases about love on the island, and a couple we don’t know about.  It’s probably Mary and Mike, who no one cares about.  HAHAH James lifted up his shirt for a grieving woman at the graveyard.  OHHH Jeff asked Ozzy about him and Amanda and Ozzy goes “Well jeff you know about these Survivor women”.  NICE.  Amanda and Ozzy are still together.  Oddly enough the other couple was about Mary…but not with Mikey, shes with Ryan from Pearl Islands and I guess they are engaged?  And still no one cares.

The top three vote getters for the 100,000 were Ozzy, James, and Amanda aww I thought it would be Cirie.  The winner of the 100,000 is James!!  Twice in a row! Thats awesome. Johnny Fairplay has a baby and shes so cute!  Survivor 17 will be back in Africa in Gabon.  Nice. 18 Survivors.

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