Dancing with the Stars – 100th Episode!

I love this point in the competition, when i see the opening credits and I’m like, Monica Seles was in this? haha (this is gonna be a long post!)

So first we get to see the greatest dances of the first 5 seasons:

10) Kelly Monaco and Alec’s free style – Yeah, she messes up a LOT!  The judges have gotten so much more harsh since then!  Len is so easy!  So is Carrie Anne!

9) Sabrina and Mark’s Paso – Yea, this really was exceptional.  I wasn’t a fan of her at the time, but she is so damn good!

8) Emmit and Cheryl’s Cha Cha – Oh I remember this, it made his season.  He was having SO much fun!!

7) Apollo and Julianne’s Quickstep – This was SO good!!!!!!  The characters they played were so cute and the dance looked like so much fun!  Plus he was spot on in every step; that so rarely happens in the quickstep on this show.

(PS this is also like a review of Bruno’s fruity comments, please let him bring out the “weapons of mass seduction” one!)

6) Joey Fatone and Kym’s Jive – This dance was so made for Joey (though if you have the DWTS workout video, you know its one of Kym’s favorites too!).  Another one where they are having so much fun!

5) Helio and Julianne’s Yellow Quickstep – Yeah this was better than her and Apollo.  Love the song, and it was so good and cute, plus, I loved The Mask!  He looks kinda like a Muppet, and it works with this song.  Plus the choreography was amazing!  HA this is the one where he kissed her!  Oh, how the rumors started!

4) Drew and Chery’s Free Style – ooooooh this was iconic for the show, agree with Carrie Anne.  I usually dislike Free Style’s, but this was so gooooood!!!!  Hmm Cheryl is as tan as the leather she’s wearing.  And I think she has has work done since – nose job, what?  Aww, his pregger’s wife and his bro are there!  Hahahah Brokeback Mountain the Musical, oh Bruno.

3) Stacey Keibler and Tony’s Samba – Oh I forgot how much i liked her, she was soooooo good. (I keep saying that, huh)  Not that this is much of a revelation, but her legs are amazing.  Haha this is the “weapon of mass seduction” dance!

2) Mel and Mak’s Paso – OMG this was the shiz.  I heart this song, and she made me want to be a dominatrix!  I cant wait to see them again later!  Yeah, this dance turns me on a wee bit, not sure if it’s for Mel or Maks!!!! hehehe!  Oh and i love how Maks makes fun of the judges, the eye rolls, I miss him so!!!!
Not sure what can top that last one . . (so many commercials, ughhh this is why i like watching it delayed on Tivo!)

The #1 Dance in Six Seasons . . . !

1) Mario Lopez and Karina’s Tango – This is the one dance this season I didn’t see that season!!!!  SEXY!!!  Ok, the end is boring, but probably technically perfect.

Elimination coming up! (sorry for no recaps – zonked out on pain meds for the back) 

OMG I cant wait for all of the other dancers!!!!  What was with Carrie Anne last night?  She looked like she was wearing glittery naked Seran Wrap and she was all grumpy sounding!!!!

Pro’s Dance:  Did I mention I heart Maks?  WOW Ashley Delgrosso Has lost soooo much weight!!!  Almost didn’t recognize Edyta, she looks weird.

Last Night’s recap:  Len is ONCE AGAIN mean to Mario with the Jive.  MJW’s mambo looked boring.  Kristi’s ballroom looked good, and I really liked her latin.  What is up Carrie Anne’s butt?  Jason’s Tango looks HOT, and the samba . . . ouch.  Not so good.  Yeah, Christian’s dances were amazing, just cut the arm off!!!!!!!!!!

Sabrina’s fav moment?  MC hammer dance with Emmit and Cheryl.  Shouldn’t she be saying meeting Mark?

How did they get 2 ppl from each state to celebrate?  Where was that sign-up?!?!?  How did I miss it??  And why is it that Samantha Harris still can’t do this job??????  Half sentences and cutting people off – it’s like she’s got Tourettes!!

Apollo and Julianne perform with Rascal Flatts singing “Every Day.”  Wow.  They have so much chemistry, so hard to believe there’s nothing else there.  I really like this song – not much of a surprise, Ive always liked Rascal Flatts.  Hey! look who learned how to do a split screen!  ABC!!!  Yeah, they looked like they were having so much fun!

Haha Lisa Rinna loves the fact that the show is live, and stuff happens, like when Kelly Monaco almost flashed the crowd cause she busted out of her top.  hahah I love that she loves that part, how tacky!

Umm Lisa Rinna just called herself a freak . . . with those big ol’ lips.  Haha Jerry Springer!  Vivica (what season was she on?)  Um EVERYONE is plugging something!!!  haha oh, Kenny Main.

Leaderboard:
Marissa and Tony – 50/60
Jason and Edyta – 52/60
Mario and Karina – 53/60
Kristi and Mark – 55/60
Christian and Cheryl – 57/60

Helio’s fav moment:  Apollo’s Paso.  Haha they are friends, and Helio was impressed.  Made him want to do the show.

Macy’s Dance: a number from “A Chorus Line”  With Mario Lopez.  YES!  They are doing “One.”  Yeah kick line!!!

Rascal Flatts, “Life is a Highway” (umm did this on Dance Wars!!!) with Mel and Maks.  Preparing happiness!!!!  Love this song.  YAY!!!!!!!!!! They are so happy to be back!!!!   They look great!!!!!  SOOO GOOD!!!! I want to bathe in the loveliness!!!!!! I sound like Samantha Harris!!!!

Kelly Monaco wants a woman to win: Kristi.  Apollo – Jason or Kristi (”Blades over the ball”? Um WEIRD?)  Drew picks Christian.

Drew’s most memorable moment – when Marie fainted.  This just reminds me of how good Tom B is as a host and how bad Samantha Harris sucks.  She would have like run away screaming.

Who influenced this season’s stars:  Kristi wants to be Joey Fatone, MJW wants to be Mel B.  Mario wants to be . . . Mario Lopez.  Hahahahah.  Jason wants to be Emmit, go figure.  Christian wants to be Helio.  Could these people be any more obvious?  The only original ones are the women!!!  Ugh, I hate that there’s only 2 women left.

ELIMINATION TIME!!
Marissa and Tony are SAFE!!!! (who the hell is going home???)
Kristi and Mark are SAFE!!!! (YAY the women are going to the semi’s!!)

Samantha Harris break.  Haha MJW out-talks her!

Kelly Monaco thinks the most shocking moment was when Sabrina was eliminated.  Damn, this was a downer.  Cameron’s shocked face, Sabrina’s tears.  Boooo! Bad Moment!!

ELIMINATION TIME (again)!
Christian and Cheryl are SAFE!

Though not necessarily the bottom 2, the last couples left are Jason and Edyta and Mario and Karina.

. . . and Mario and Karina are out.  BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  Why is Len so MEAN????????  So pissed at Len!!!!!!!

Wow, he is such a gentleman.  And he supports the troops.  Um, I think I love him.  Haha and they disco to “I Will Survive.”  Love and hate it at the same time.  Awww Bye Mario!!  I will miss your spunk!!!