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Oh man. NY Magazine has a HILARIOUS article about their trip to Anchor Blue to try on Heidi’s new “fashion line”. You can read the whole article here, but let me quote some of my favorite parts.
“In fact, it cemented our suspicion that Heidi is turning into Paris 2.0: terrible singer, lame boyfriends, famous mostly for on-camera pouting, and excessively eager to merchandise herself, regardless of actual quality.”
“The stuff was the complete opposite of flattering. We looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would’ve appeared, guitars in hand.”
April 21, 2008 at 8:00 am |
hahaha omg it looks like she is designing clothing for the opening scenes of porno movies! (before the clothes come off) My fav part of the article?
“Not only were we alone in visiting Heidiwood, we were the sole shoppers at that Anchor Blue, period, exposing us to the naked curiosity of the employees. “Are you a … fan of Heidi?” one of them asked. We murmured something unintelligible, much like the previous day when we called to confirm the clothes’ arrival and the store clerk said, “Are you … um … interested in the Heidi Montag stuff?” He might as well have enquired, “Are you eating glass?” ”
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