Everyone switches this week – those who did Latin will do ballroom and vice versa. This week is also the elimination! Samantha Harris is very very tan tonight. She also can’t say “dreaded double elimination.” It’s not good when Monica Seles looks stiff walking down the stairs. Mario is already dancing, cute! Julianne looks like she knows she is going on tour very shortly, cause Adam is going home! Priscilla still can’t move her face; she attempted expression, but failed. Kristi Y looks HOT!
Steve Guttenberg – They are going to Mambo. Anna brought her mom to make her be nice, Anna’s mom is afraid of Anna, haha. They Mambo to something i kinda recognize. Unfortunately he is pretty bad. The side-by-side combo was pretty cute, but he is off beat most of the time. Len just said spotted dick, which most Americans don’t know what that is. Silly Len is trying to be hugely dirty! The judges are killing him. I really like Carrie Ann’s dress. Anna is yelling at the judges! haha Awesome! Haha and Steve is all nice and tells them he respects what they say. What a gentleman! Haha the other “stars” are cheering “GUTT! GUTT! GUTT!” Score: 16/30 “This show makes the world a better place.” Wow, I want his drugs.
Christian De La Fuente – Quickstep. Yeah, reality check – he has a 1/6 chance of going home. Christian is in the Air Force apparently. In Chile? He is really pretty good! He trips up on their first quickstep across the floor, but the rest of them are good! And all of the other stuff is pretty well done too!! Carrie Anne liked it alright, he did mess up on his foot work a bit. Len said it was wild, I have to wonder if Len really knows wild. Score: 20/30 “It’s ok, they’re never happy.” haha nice point Christian!
Monica Seles – Mambo. She’s uncomfortable with facial expressions, haha um no i doubt she smiled at opponents. Aww, she’s so happy to be there! Well she looks great! This is one slow mambo. Meh, forgettable. She looked better than last time, but not by much. Good point, Bruno – she’s not connected with the music at ALL. She’s moving to a beat, but its not musical. Carrie Ann pulls a Paula Abdul, she says Monica tried hard. Score: 15/30, ouch!
Penn Jillette – honestly, Penn was better than Adam Carolla last week. I don’t know why they are so down on him. Haha right as Kim tells him to work on his posture, he breaks the bar or shelf or something, poor guy! Quickstep. Haha he has a voodoo doll of Bruno. Interestingly, hes better at moving fast than slow – the . . . Wait a sec, he just stood there and didn’t step when the camera was focused on his feet. IS HE GIVING UP????? Oh wow, I would kill him if I were Kim!! Haha he tries to run away when Len starts talking. Wow Bruno slams him. Carrie Anne is seriously channeling Paula Abdul “I like you out there!” Aww he is fun, I hope Adam messes it up bad! Wow, he vents about practicing big time Score: 17/30 (Better than Monica!)
Priscilla Presley – Kids, seriously, this is a warning against Botox! Priscilla is a perfectionist, and she’s having a hard time letting go. Hey did you know that she’s old, cause Louis just reminded us. Again. Well she might not be able to move her face, but she can move her feet!!! That was REALLY good, though I could have done without the crawling toward the camera at the end!!!! Its strange that her feet move so well, but her face is almost blank except the occasional “Wow.” expression (no exclamation point needed, it wasn’t that big). They give her a little crap about being too controlled, but overall she did well! Score: 21/30
Did I mention how much I hate Samantha Harris? And I hate Adam Carolla almost as much. Why is he so Eeyore? He’s not even emo, he’s more of a gloomy, pathetic . . . (what the hell WAS Eeyore?) without a tail. (ah, Eeyore was a donkey. It fits – Adam Carolla is an ass too!)
Shannon Elizabeth – She is SO hard on herself! She has no cardio stamina (I don’t understand how someone has that body with no cardio!) so they worked on that. They are SO CHARMING! That was a GREAT dance. Carrie Ann points out that it was a hard routine, and I didn’t even think about that, but it was! She made it look so easy!! Thank you Len, who gives props to Derek for the choreography, “Best dance of the night!” Score: 24/30, yay! And Shannon is happy with the score, finally!
Jason Taylor – a.k.a. who Len wants to be. Edyta is trying to get him to be sexy. haha um, he can stand there and do that! Mambo. Yeah, besides drooling, I think I said “Holy Shit!” about 3 times. Carrie Ann is going to go all giggly, haha. HE WAS SOOOO GOOD!! OMG WOW! The judges love him. Carrie Ann calls him as a finalist. Score: 27/30 (And I said “Holy Shit!” again!)
MJW – Aww, she is sad about messing up last week. Haha they are working on a classic quickstep, but she is still really excited. So cute!! The routine is good!! She messed up a teeny bit, but like any theatre girl, she keeps that smile on! Carrie Ann kinda poops all over her, says she is disappointed, but the rest of the judges are very complimentary and say she did better than last week! Score: 21/30
Adam Carolla – (GO HOME!! post note: DONT GO HOME!) haha Julianne is trying to get him to do a body roll and tells him to do it from his pelvis; he says he doesn’t have one, and she tells him to do it from his “thingie.” Supposedly he is good at the Mambo. We shall see. Another “Holy Shit!” he is actually good! Or at least happy and funny! Goodbye Eeyore!! He’s going off, and Bruno jumps in “You’re not a natural dancer, but you made me laugh,” haha. Len thinks it was brilliant! Haha but only because it was entertaining. he may have just pushed Penn home!!! Carrie Ann references him supposedly calling her something bad last week, that was kinda low (PS – I missed that last week, so I cant say for sure that he said anything). Score: 19/30, not bad!
Marlee Matlin – She had a bit of trouble with rehearsal this week, a common theme. They quickstep to “Mac the Knife.” And to quote myself, “This woman can quickstep better than I EVER will, and she cant even hear the damn music!!” Len points out that it was a bit of a latin-y quickstep, but that she is a contender. They all like her musicality, which is amazing, especially since she cant HEAR it!!!! But it was really latin, sorry, partner-that-looks-like-de-Mango! Samantha Harris tries to hand her the mic AGAIN!!! IDIOT!!!! Score 24/30!
Kristi Y. – She is the highest scored first round ever! She’s all embarrassed about shaking her hips, hehe, cute! Mambo to “Hey Baby.” Um, WHO IS SHY, CAUSE THIS GIRL ROCKED IT!!!! Me: “HOLY SHIT!” Roommate: “Damn!!” She might just be the second woman EVER to win this show! I am dumbfounded. If I can find this dance tomorrow on YouTube, I will post it, it was THAT good! Score: 27/30
And again, I HATE Samantha Harris!!!!! How is it that so many girls from Elon are struggling for an anchor job, and this dumbass is on ABC making an idiot of herself!!!!
Hey! Samantha Who is gonna be back in 2 weeks!! Yay!
Mario – Last week, Carrie Ann got giggly! haha Karina is putting him through his paces. Haha they go to the beach to trip on the sand. They are so cute!! Ut oh, was that a lift? SOOOO GOOD!!!! WOW!!! Ok, I LOVED that, but the judges are going to slam him for those lifts!!! His posture was AWESOME, the footwork was greatly improved!! Len wants him to work on his finesse. Carrie Ann wants him, period! Hahah, she is giggly again – Cameron Mathison all over again! The evil-lift-judge from last season says nothing!! Mario is such a gentleman! Score: 26/30, and he ends it with a “Thank you very much!” Aww!
Ok, my prediction for the final 3? Kristi, Jason and Mario!
Post Note: ABC, FIX YOUR F-ING WEBSITE!!!! IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO VOTE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE THE VOTING PAGE WORK!!!!!!
