The Comeback?

I miss writing on my blog…maybe I’ll bring it back…hmmm.  Anyone still reading?

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The New 90210 – Likes and Dislikes

So I just finished watching.  I was excited…now Im excited I might not have another show to write about.
Likes:

• They shot the big party scene at my place Blvd 3 — Im surprised they didnt use the name 900 times like they did on The Hills.  Major props.
• Music Selection quite good — always love a little Jason Mraz
• That the high school is doing Spring Awakening.  OK its a little weird bc no high school as the rights to do the show while its still on Bway — but whateves
• English teacher super cute.
• That the “in” sport for guys is Lacrosse and not Water Polo

Dislikes:

• Um the chick who plays Annie her laugh.
• The chick who plays Annie and how freaking skinny she is — does she weigh 90 pounds?
• The horrible dialogue
• If you weren’t a fan of the original one who the hell cares about Kelly or Brenda?
• Why is the peach pit a coffee place, a place to have dinner, a place to go out, and a bar?  Hmm..

Anyways — not to impressed.  Just comparing it to The OC or Gossip Girl (which I think are comparable shows) It gets a super C-.  Next..  What do you guys think?  I know like 4.5 million watched it so it had to be something good.

It’s Not You…

We begin with Whitney getting ready for her big trip to NYC — Lauren decides that shes not excited about Doug anymore.  Whitney thinks she needs to break up with Doug and LC is totally not down with dumping him.  HAH

Lauren meets up with ShePratt and she says that Spencer disowned her.  LC wants to stay friends blah blah.  in NYC Whitney has to wear a lot of black and shes gotta help with a casting — of hot boys.  Annnd they are taking their clothes off.  They should do this more often.  Whitney meets a cute boy who is from Fresno and he went to USC.  Kelly invites him out for drinks for Whitney HAHAH.  She is smitten.

HAHAH Spencer arrives at Cut and some song about pimps comes on and it cracks me up.  Heidi wants Spencer to make up with his sister and Spencer says that they day he is friends with Stephanie again is the day he is friends with Lauren Conrad.  Hes such a loser.

One Tree Hill – Queen of Hearts

Previously One Tree Hill: Nate found some skillz, Brooke fired her mom (YAY), Dan thought about killing a preacher to get his heart, but didn’t, Lindsey misses Luke, Brooke loves Luke (probably like a friend), and Peyton dreams about marrying Luke.

NYC. WHO is the card guy. He is familiar. Luke and Brooke meet up, for their anniversary??? He is her husband??? They talk about tree hill, they never see everyone. Has to be a dream. Luke goes in a door and back out/in another, with different flowers, yelling happy anniversary . . . to Peyton. Totally a dream. They are SO cute! Luke sits down . . . at another house with Lindsey. And now he is married to her. He talks to her about how easy they are together. And he is back with the card guy. WHO IS HE? Looking at the cards, there’s 3 queens. Hayley tells him to pick one. Hmm I detect symbolism. Nate and Jamie tell him to pick, as do Brooke, Lindsey and Peyton. He picks the queen of hearts. He has always known. And he wakes up in the Tree Hill airport. Talking to the card man. And then picks up the phone.

Dan is helping the old man outside of the hospital, where, last season, he gets hit by another car. Luke makes that all important phone call, asking someone to marry him in Vegas tonight. But WHO??!!?? Dan backs up . . . and boom, car. And irony of ironies, his transplant pager goes off, and someone picks it up. Card dream guy talks to Luke about getting married. Luke says he knows he made the right choice, card guys points out that there is no choice, love finds you, you don’t find love. Destiny, fate, written in the stars, and women are smarter. Card guy says that he obviously made the right choice, Luke asks how he knows that, Card Guy says that she showed up (as he looks behind Luke) and she sure is pretty!!! WHO IS IT?????

A Lifegaurd is like a Kleenex – Use Once then throw away.

Yeahhh Gossip Girl is back!!

We begin Season Two with a recap of Season 1 how scandalous.  I’m watching with a Virgin Gossip Girler so we’ll see what he thinks at the end of the premiere!

Woah Chase Crawford is all up on some cougar in the Hamptons in a car….Ohh and he’s invited back to the house dum dum.  I smell trouble!  Annnd now we see Chuck with some foreign chicks who like to bathe topless.  Ohh and it looks like Blair is coming back into town.  Serena looks all sorts of sadness.  Oh jeeze and Lonelyboy is making out with a random in a bookstore?  She writes her digits on his hand.  Classy.  Ahh so he’s interning with some writer guy.  Woaaah and hes kissing some Chinese chick too. HAHA time for a new nickname — how about Playboy?  Jenny is still interning and making an ugly dress.  Looks like the kids are spending their summer with Mama.  Chuck is still looking as sleezy as ever and getting himself all spruced up for B.  Chuck totally waits for B with flowers and she shows up with a gorgeous boy instead.  Good for her.

S and B talk about their summers hahah a hot lifeguard is like a kleenez – use once then throw away.  James apparently is the “prop” that B was all up on after the Jitney.  Ohh that’s right Rufus is like on “tour” and stuff.  Wow zing to Jack Johnson.  Jenny totally wants in on the White Party and shes gonna start trying get in from Eric.  Yikes Dan is totally ripped for not doing what he was supposed to for his internship.  Jenny tries to apologize to Eric and he totally takes her back aww. HAHAH the lifegaurd has a Camero.  Annnd Nate and the cougar continue their rompe.  James the prop is so cute! Chuck tries to prove how well he knows Blair and we get quite a nice little round table.  Chuck confronts Balir about her relationship with James and how strong her feelings are.  She is totally upset about it.  Ut oh Cougars husband is back.  Annnd Nate goes out the window.  Nice. HAHAHAHHA and he runs into the Camero

Damn that Mother Chucker.  B is like all obsessed with Chuck Bastard.  Chuck and Nate are discussing S & B while S&B run into them.  Dan is all sorts of sad about getting fired from his internship.  Apparently the story that Dan was writing was about him and Serena.  Does anyone else think that these kids talk to their parents about too much stuff.  Chuck is all sorts of trying to figure out about this James.  Apparently he doesn’t go to any of the schools we thought he was.  Blair invites James Prop to the White Party.  Serena and Nate discuss his hooking up with the cougar.  They are going to the white party together.  Weiird Nate shows up in the Hamptons to get Serena back or talk to her at least.

The White party begins.  Oh jeeze and its the Vitamin Water Party lets see how many we can count.  I’ve seen 3 already.  Um i LOVE Serenas whole athenial greek look.  So cuuute.  Dan shows up at Serenas house.  Why is Serenas grandmother wearing two necklaces?   Annnnd another Vitamin Water promo.  Looove Blairs dress.  Ut oh Prop totally can tell shes using him to get to Blair.  Oh jeeze 6 more Vitamin Waters.  Jenny gets her pluses in frotn of the bitchy internship lady who was a cop on Law and Order so its totallly weird seeing her on this.  WOW Prop gives B a whole lotta shit.  Blair and Chuk sprawl some more.  Annnd more vitamin water.  Is this the White and Yellow party? Woaaaahhh Serena and Nate get it on oh jeeze right in front of Dan.  HAHHA nice.

Nate totally calls out Serena lol and then she gets to see him get wine poured on him by the randoms.  Cougar totally jealous about Serena anddd they get it on in the bathroom.  Dan and Serena make upish.  Dan totally wants back with Serena and she is sooo not ready to discuss.  Aww yeah and they kiss, and then they make plans to meet up at the beach.  Prop looks upset and Blair apologizes.  Ohh jeeze and the PI gets back to Chuck about Prop’s.  Woah James is actually Marcus and he’s British and a Lord oh interesting. I liked him better as an American School Boy is that weird? I love British boys.  He even has nice teeth.

Jenny gets props from SVU lady.  Chuck apologizes to Blair and he says that he still has feelings for her. Chuck is so creepy.  Blair wants to know why she should stay with Chuck and she’ll go with him if he says three little words.  Which he can’t do sooo she goes with the Lord who is now known as the Lord and not the Prop.  Cougar slips Nate a note to meet her at a hotel.  Dan finishes his story and starts a bonfire while he is at it.    More props of Vitamin Water.  I wonder if i noticed product placement as much as I do now…  Fireworks go off blah blah.

XOXO Gossip Girl.

The WB — resurrected?

OK — so I read about this on another blog and I was curious…and then three episodes of the first season of Buffy..and I was hooked.  The WB is back and a TON of their shows and some other favorites (like The OC uhh yeah — luckily I have all 4 seasons on DVD so no worries there) are online to watch! For Free! Wooo.  I want to download them all and watch all the time.  Anyways  revisit some of your favs from The WB  riiiiight HERE

Thewb.com

I know LB is gonna totally make fun of me for posting this shit but whatever I used to love Buffy….at least the first few seasons.

Survivor Gabon Cast Revealed

It’s finally here — the new cast of Survivor was released this morning and there are lots of different (beautiful) characters on the show this year.  From a 2004 track Olympian, to a gorgeous 20 something doctor, a young gaming pro, and a 50 something teacher!  It should make for an interesting cast.  You can look at the photos and read all the bios at CBS or Entertainment Weekly

CBS

Entertainment Weekly

You can also go to CBS at catch up on the last two seasons of Survivor, which in my opinion were two of the most exciting seasons of Survivor to date and esp. in recent history.

Entertainment Weekly also has a great article about some new things for Survior which you can read about HERE

Daniel Radcliff on Conan last night!

Surprisingly this is quite funny so enjoy!

Behind The Scenes of 90210

Gossip Girl Season 2 Extended Preview

Do you want a good laugh?

Then Click Here.

Audrina Vs. Lo — I’ll kick her ass.

My internet is being all sorts of weird so sorry to any of you hoping to read this live as I watch.  Here we go!

Apparently LC and ShePratt have another class together and ShePratt invited LC and her new BF to her party at BLVD3 (my place wooo — I guess we can’t go there anymore after this episode…sad)

Ohh LC and Doug go on another date.  They discuss the prom they went to and the drama with LO and Audrina.  Doug wants to go do something fun, so LC invites him to ShePratt’s partay. Back at Audrina’s work, Audrina is talking about the party for ShePratt at BLVD 3 again — which Audrina has never been to.  At peoples revolution — Whitney was invited to some dinner with Kelly and some co-workers, does anyone else think it’s weird that LC wasn’t invited, doesn’t she work their too? (LB: Maybe LC is like an intern, or she isnt as high on the chain of command as Whitney.  LC is still in school and Whitney is done and seriously working.)  Hey another plug for BLVD3 I wonder how many times they will say that.  I wonder if they are allowed to film there if they say the name a certain amount of times.

Ha I wonder if Don Antonio’s gets paid per episode they are in too.   Speidi discuss the party for ShePratt and how much they hate LC.  Heidi thinks they should go and say goodbye lol. (LB: goodbye to his SISTER?!? Seriously?? What a douche!)  Spencer will never speak to her again if she continues to be friends with LC.  Does anyone else think its ironic that they both say in interviews that they have no problem with LC and it’s all her not wanting to talk to them — and then they both are just saying how much they hate her and yadda yadda. That’s not very Christian of you Heidi. (LB: VERY good observation!  Spencer is like going off the deep end into the pool of hate for LC – who he ALWAYS calls LC, never Lauren!  He was mildly annoying at first, now with the deep seated hate and the pedo-facial-hair, he is a bit scary.  And we know he owns a gun…)

ABC Picks up 3 or 5

ABC Picked up THREE Series

Well back a few months ago we didn’t really hear much about ABC’s pickups — but we’re hearing allll about it now.  Here is what I’ve heard:

THE UNUSUALS - A quirky MASH-like procedural set in a police precinct in NYC.
CASTLE – A comedic one-hour procedural about a famous mystery novelist who helps the NYPD solve crimes.
CUPID – This is a re-imagining of the 1998 ABC romantic dramedy about a larger than life character who may or may not be the Roman God Cupid, sent to earth to bring couples together.

They are also now reporting that

Better Off Ted starring Portia De Rossi is picked up

Single With Parents — Starring Alyssa Milano, Annie Potts and Beau Bridges a sitcom from DreamWorks Television (Hey I interned there!!)

Hoorah for all involved

HUGE Lost Scoop!

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Woah Lost Scoop.  Ausiello is reporting that the one and only Michele Rodriguez will be appearing (most likely) in the 2nd episode of the season.  Clearly, she is dead so who knows how they will bring her back (Flash back story?,  Ghost friend of Hurley?).  Read alll the scoop over at Entertainment Weekly.

Dancing with the Stars Season 7 Cast!!

Today the cast for the next season of DWTS was announced, “Season seven marks the largest cast assembled to date, the oldest and youngest competitors ever, and includes two Olympic Gold medalists, a Grammy®-winning singer, a television legend, an Oscar® winner, and a Super Bowl champion.”  They are:

Lance Bass (with Lacey Schwimmer)
Toni Braxton (with Alex Mazo)
Brooke Burke (with Derek Hough)
Rocco DiSpirito, a celebrity chef and author (with Karina Smirnoff)
Maurice Greene, a Olympic track star, gold medal winner in the Sydney games, dubbed the “World’s Fastest Man” during his career (with Cheryl Burke)
Kim Kardashian (with Mark Ballas)
Cloris Leachman, the oldest competitor on DWTS, starred as Phyllis in The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Frau Blucher in Young Frankenstein, Nurse Diesel in High Anxiety, and Ruth Popper in The Last Picture Show (with Mark’s father, Corky Ballas)
Cody Linley, the youngest contestant ever to compete on DWTS, best known for his role as Jake Ryan on Hannah Montana (with Julianne Hough)
Susan Lucci a.k.a Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Roy Roy Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery (with Tony Dovolani)
Misty May-Treanor, kick-ass volleyball player, winner of two Olympic gold medals (with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, HE’S BACK!!!!)
Ted McGinley, best known for roles in Married With Children, Hope & Faith, and Revenge of the Nerds (with newcomer Inna Brayer)
Jeffrey Ross, the “Roastmaster General,” performes at celebrity roasts like of William Shatner, Pam Anderson, and Bob Saget inspiring New York Magazine to crown him “The Meanest Man in Comedy.” (with Edyta Sliwinska)
Warren Sapp, played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Oakland Raiders (with Kym Johnson)

The three-night premiere begins Monday, September 22, at 8:00 EST. Two couples will be eliminated in the first results show!
Pictures after the jump…

WoW Another Judge on Idol?

It’s true according to Simon Fuller and Fox who just released this press release:

“GRAMMY-NOMINATED SONGWRITER KARA DIOGUARDI JOINS PAULA ABDUL, SIMON COWELL AND RANDY JACKSON AS JUDGE ON “AMERICAN IDOL”

Grammy-nominated songwriter Kara DioGuardi has joined AMERICAN IDOL as a fourth judge. She will sit alongside Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson at the judges’ table and use her background as an award-winning songwriter and producer to praise or critique the wannabe hopefuls throughout the competition. The eighth season of AMERICAN IDOL premieres January, 2009, on FOX.

“We are turning the heat up on ‘Idol’ this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges’ table,” said creator and executive producer Simon Fuller. “She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America’s most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show.”

“We had originally intended for AMERICAN IDOL to have four judges,” said executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz. “We’ve seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers.”

Mike Darnell, President, Alternative Programming of FOX, added “For the past seven seasons, Paula has had to endure the experience of being the only woman at the judges’ table. She’s been as an island of consideration and gentle criticism between Randy and Simon, offering her invaluable expertise as a performer and No. 1 artist to the thousands who have competed on AMERICAN IDOL. With Kara by her side, Paula finally has some back-up and now there is going to be a lot more ‘girl power’ on the show.”

One of the industry’s most sought after songwriters and producers, DioGuardi’s songs have appeared on more than 100 million records. Her songs have been recorded by Grammy award-winning artists including Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Santana, and Pink. Scores of major recording artists including Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Pussycat Dolls, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Natasha Bedingfield, Jewel, Ashley Tisdale, Katharine McPhee, Taylor Hicks, Bo Bice, Clay Aiken, Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Kylie Minogue, Enrique Iglesias, Nick Lachey and Marc Anthony have also released DioGuardi’s songs.

Over the last four years, she has been awarded 10 BMI Pop Awards for having written the most performed songs on radio. From her catalog of several hundred songs, over 264 have been released on major labels worldwide; and over 165 have appeared on multi-platinum selling albums. DioGuardi co-owns Arthouse Entertainment, where she develops and mentors fellow hit writers, producers and artists.

AMERICAN IDOL is created and executive-produced by Simon Fuller, founder of 19 Entertainment; and executive-produced by Cecile Frot-Coutaz, CEO, FremantleMedia North America, Inc. and Ken Warwick, Executive Producer, FremantleMedia North America, Inc.

Visit americanidol.com for exclusive videos, interviews and photos of the finalists, as well as special behind-the-scenes information and all of your AMERICAN IDOL news.”

The Futon Critic

Some of her noteable songs include:

Enrique Iglesias – Escape
Hilary Duff - Come Clean,Fly
Kelly Clarkson – Gone, Where is your Heart, Walk Away, You Found Me, and I Hate Myself for Loving you
Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me, Shadow, La La, Boyfriend, LOVE,
Gwen Stefani – Rich Girl
Pussycat Dolls - Beep
Christina Augleria - Ain’t No Other Man

You can read them all HERE

What do you guys think!?

Another one bites the dust..

Well first there was Rob & Amber…now Erik and Jaime?  Reality Blurred is reporting that my favorite China castaway Erik is engaged to that bonehead Jaime.  Sigh…..oh well.  I even added his band as my friend on myspace.  (Stalker much?)  Anyways apparently they are trying to get a free wedding out of it or something.  Read for more at Reality Blurred

Did you guys see this? The Hill’s Salary

I saw this on Perez Hilton and I was like WOW.  Anyways thought I would pass on:

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

The Hills are Back!

We start season four at Peoples Revolution.  Apparently they are throwing a party for Audrina’s birthday annnnd Lauren is going on a date with Doug (who we know doesn’t last very long…oh paparazzi).  Aww she is so giddy.  That’s cute Lauren went to his Prom! Didn’t she take some ugly redheaded guy?  I wonder why she didn’t return the favor and bring Doug — who I’m sure was way cuter.

Ohh and back at Bolthouse (does she really still work here?) Heidi’s sister is coming into town.  Wow we are starting with everyones work — apparently Audrina is still at Epic Records and she invites her coworker to her birthday thing.  Orrr maybe she doesn’t lol she kinda just tells her about it, but doesn’t tell her to come.  Weeiirdd.  Annd we get the “Lo’s bitchy” quote we’ve heard on every preview.   Heidi comes home to see her sister and Spencer both at home hhaaha surprise Heidi!  Spencer realllly needs to shave, he looks like a caveman.

Lauren’s hair is SUPER long.  Aww Doug is cute and I love this song (American Boy by Estelle and Kayne West — if you didn’t already know lol).  OMG she is giving him google eyes like no one else.  OMG this conversation is hilarious.  They totally set up the second date on the first date.  He is so cute, but he is so boring.